Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2011, 02:27:20 AM
Title: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2011, 02:27:20 AM
I know some of us on here are married or in relationships, so I was wondering if any of you have every brought up a hypothetical Celebrity Free Pass with your loved one.
Q: Whats a Celebrity Free Pass?
A: That would be when you get a free pass to cheat if you actually had a chance to but only if it's with a certain celeb.
ex. Your girl says she would want to sleep with George Clooney or Brad Pitt if she had the chance, and in return, you get to choose 2 celebs of your choice (i.e. Angelina Jolie & Halle Berry). Now this is all hypothetical as I'm sure neither of you really think that would you ever really meet any of these celebs, but even if you did, your chances of actually getting to nail one of them is pretty much non-existant. And they have to be real celebrities and not the cute girl from the local grocery store, the wet t-shirt contest winner from some party you went to or the exotic "dancer" at some club.
So I'm wondering, if you have this conversation, who would you choose for your 2 Free Celeb passes, and who does your wife/gf/bf/husband choose in return?
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: UncleBob on August 17, 2011, 03:02:10 AM
Funny. My wife and I each have a list. :D
We have five names each on ours.
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 17, 2011, 03:21:14 AM
Do NWR staff count as celebrities?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2011, 03:32:12 AM
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: Ian Sane on August 17, 2011, 05:04:03 PM
Well I'm single so this doesn't apply to me. But I don't think I would go for it if I was married. The reason why is simple: the wife has an unfair advantage.
Let's face it, what you really want is the freedom to nail your favourite female celebrity but you don't really want some famous hunk plowing your broad. The whole thing is just kind of treated like a hypothetical joke so it makes sense to let your wife have the same priviledge.
Can you imagine how incredibly hard it would be to get any action with your female celebrity of choice? These chicks are super hot and have huge egos. They're used to really handsome guys and/or rich guys chasing after them. Why the **** would they care about you? But male celebrities? There are male celebrities that base their romantic success entirely on quantity. If your wife is even somewhat attractive and he's a single swinger he's going to want to nail her and probably won't have much difficultly convincing her.
The challenge for a man is getting a woman to have sex with him. The challenge for a woman is to lock up a guy in a relationship. The male celebrity just wants to get laid and he'll gladly have sex with your woman, and then have sex with another woman later that night or the next day. He doesn't care. She's just a notch in the bedpost for him. But the female celebrity has every guy on Earth wanting to have sex with her. She ain't going to just give that away to some random nobody. She can be picky and will go for a male celebrity or someone with power or status or money.
On the million-to-one chance that someone gets to use their free pass it's going to be your wife. It is NEVER going to be you.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: ThePerm on August 17, 2011, 05:35:46 PM
Well I'm single so this doesn't apply to me. But I don't think I would go for it if I was married. The reason why is simple: the wife has an unfair advantage.
Let's face it, what you really want is the freedom to nail your favourite female celebrity but you don't really want some famous hunk plowing your broad. The whole thing is just kind of treated like a hypothetical joke so it makes sense to let your wife have the same priviledge.
Can you imagine how incredibly hard it would be to get any action with your female celebrity of choice? These chicks are super hot and have huge egos. They're used to really handsome guys and/or rich guys chasing after them. Why the **** would they care about you? But male celebrities? There are male celebrities that base their romantic success entirely on quantity. If your wife is even somewhat attractive and he's a single swinger he's going to want to nail her and probably won't have much difficultly convincing her.
The challenge for a man is getting a woman to have sex with him. The challenge for a woman is to lock up a guy in a relationship. The male celebrity just wants to get laid and he'll gladly have sex with your woman, and then have sex with another woman later that night or the next day. He doesn't care. She's just a notch in the bedpost for him. But the female celebrity has every guy on Earth wanting to have sex with her. She ain't going to just give that away to some random nobody. She can be picky and will go for a male celebrity or someone with power or status or money.
On the million-to-one chance that someone gets to use their free pass it's going to be your wife. It is NEVER going to be you.
QFT
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: SixthAngel on August 17, 2011, 10:56:44 PM
Can you imagine how incredibly hard it would be to get any action with your female celebrity of choice? These chicks are super hot and have huge egos. They're used to really handsome guys and/or rich guys chasing after them. Why the **** would they care about you?
Maybe because we are really handsome and/or rich? :P:
I've never had this conversation myself though. I'll edit this later to put in who I would choose if I did it.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: Morari on August 17, 2011, 10:57:09 PM
Sarina Valentina is all I need on my list.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 18, 2011, 12:05:36 AM
Should I know who that is? Doesn't even sound familiar.
edit: Just got back from a google search.... (http://i51.tinypic.com/30trp6o.jpg)
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Post by: Stogi on August 18, 2011, 12:20:42 AM
God damn it...
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Post by: TJ Spyke on August 18, 2011, 12:38:53 AM
Can a porn model really be considered a celebrity? If so, I could go to any random porn site and find hundreds of "celebrities". Especially one that has a certain surprise (won't spoil it for those who want to Google search for themselves).
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Post by: Dasmos on August 18, 2011, 12:10:40 PM
If porn models counted it would be easy to take advantage of the free pass as a large majority of these 'actresses' work as escorts too.
Now back to the actual topic which only one person has *shudder* replied to, my favourite ladies change regularly, but if I got married today my 2 would be Emma Watson & Rachel Bilson. Both major cuties.
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Post by: Ceric on August 18, 2011, 12:20:21 PM
If anyone has ever seen any movie with this sort of premise, especially if the women wants to experiment. Even if the guy doesn't cheat and the women is loose and wild it is the Guy that gets messed over. Always the Guy getting messed over and when it unavoidably goes wrong it is blamed on the Guy and He ends up with the bulk of the consequences.
Are there celebrities out there I would love to nail? Yes, very much so. Do I think it would be worth the Hassle even if they were laying in my bed when I get Home today in the Long Run? No, most definitely not.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: Dasmos on August 18, 2011, 01:02:34 PM
Man, how did you guys manage to turn this thread into such a buzzkill? No one was asking about the real life ramifications of this. It's like going into a thread asking about your favourite cars and you guys complaining about how much a Porsche 911 GT2 would cost to replace the rearview mirrors if they were damaged. That's no fun.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 18, 2011, 01:15:38 PM
^thank you.
I was gonna post the same thoughts after the Ian Sane post yesterday, but it made me sad how pessimistic and boring some people can be over a hypothetical situation that will never pan out in real life. Everyone has a list of celebs they would bang (and possibly impregnate if possible) if they ever had the slightest chance in hell (and you don't... but let's keep hope alive anyways).
But to answer my question;
1. Halle Berry (long time and likely permanent addition to the list) I don't care how old she is. If she would have me, then I am hers.
2. Michelle Tractenberg (constantly shifting choice) Ever since I seen her in EuroTrip I've been in love with her look. Big eyes, big lips, nice body and a pretty face.
There is a 3-5 also, but they are always moving around. I would like to throw a Jennifer Aniston in there too. If only she was like from Horrible Bosses towards me... ::drool::
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: Stogi on August 18, 2011, 04:43:37 PM
Hahaha I saw that chick on Weeds the other day and thought she looked good. Not great though. Something was off about her. I think it's because she looks better when trying to be cute, rather than sexy.
I've had this conversation as well but never went as far as to make a list. It always comes up when watching movies with a gf.
Anyway, my first pick would be Halle Berry of course. Just like you BnM, I don't care how old she gets. Ever since Boomerang, I find her extremely attractive.
My second choice is a two way tie with Freida Pinto and Eva Mendes. They both have the classical beauty look that I love. No matter how old they become, they will always be gorgeous.
After that it'd probably be Laisa Andrioli (Brazil) or Alex Morgan (USA). What can I say? I have a thing for professional soccer players.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: EasyCure on August 19, 2011, 12:31:22 AM
Some good choices from the real FUNNER men in the forums. I've never actually talked about this topic with my girlfriend, at least not this current one, but I always have that list on my mind.
I wouldn't say there's always been a specific number one, like you two and Halle, but I will say my current #1 has held the throne for an awful long time now.
Now before I name the celebrities, I'll just let you know now that i'm going to break it down in two categories. Maybe I'm getting whipped from a (soon to be) five year relationship, but my main list is comprised of beautiful women, yes, bot not ultra bombshells like Eva Mendez or Michelle Tractenberg. No, the women on my main list are gorgeous but not the type one normalizes to want to **** like bunnies with. These are the types of girl I'd quote Louis C.K. too "I would date her so hard then marry the **** out of her!"
2 - Emma Stone (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=i'd+date+her+so+hard&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4370l8995l0l9226l20l16l0l1l1l1l212l2098l3.8.3l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1024&bih=624&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=emma+stone&oq=emma+stone&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=35407l37006l2l37206l10l9l0l2l2l0l139l765l3.4l7l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3f3d41e344464657&biw=1024&bih=624)
3 - Scarlett Johansson (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=i'd+date+her+so+hard&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4370l8995l0l9226l20l16l0l1l1l1l212l2098l3.8.3l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1024&bih=624&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=scarlett+johansson&oq=Scar&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=44985l45958l0l47143l4l4l0l0l0l0l197l584l0.4l4l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3f3d41e344464657&biw=1024&bih=624)
4 - Mary Elizabeth Winstead (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Mary+Elizabeth+Winstead&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3444l3444l0l3616l1l1l0l0l0l0l76l76l1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1024&bih=624&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) As for my list that falls more in line with what the thread is about, I'll throw the first three bangable chicks I can think of:
(in no particular order)
Mila Kunis (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cp=5&gs_id=f&xhr=t&q=mila+kunis&qe=bWlsYSA&qesig=SdUF_vDPpHoLts18Pi9aCg&pkc=AFgZ2tmxqjSOVzVZEpvxuhPShNiWLexyMAZ4fJc0VzPI9yIuOxXf4b27u0bLqOuVo9Ye2uZCrxWfDsDiHG7Lu7LlLy4Gn2OxQA&safe=off&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1024&bih=624&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi)
Vida Guerra (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cp=5&gs_id=f&xhr=t&q=mila+kunis&qe=bWlsYSA&qesig=SdUF_vDPpHoLts18Pi9aCg&pkc=AFgZ2tmxqjSOVzVZEpvxuhPShNiWLexyMAZ4fJc0VzPI9yIuOxXf4b27u0bLqOuVo9Ye2uZCrxWfDsDiHG7Lu7LlLy4Gn2OxQA&safe=off&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&biw=1024&bih=624&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=vida+guerra&oq=vida+guerra&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=636l6781l0l6981l8l7l0l1l1l0l178l579l4.2l6l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3f3d41e344464657&biw=1024&bih=624)
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: ThePerm on August 19, 2011, 02:02:52 AM
I just break chicks into categories, top 10 isnt really enough, should be a top 20.
not in any order 1. Sofia Vergara- She's looking hot My Latina 2. Halle Berry My Black Chick 3. Emma Stone My Redhead 4. Mila Kunis My Russian/Ukranian 5. Scarlett Johansson My Blonde 6. Olivia Munn My half-Asian 7. Lisa Ling My Full Asian 8. Agelica Houston my old chick id still tap 9 Zoe Saldana The other black chick 10 Salma Hayak - the other Latina.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: Oblivion on August 19, 2011, 11:44:20 AM
I hate to be a teenager, but the only celeb I've lusted after is Emma Watson.
Bring on the hate.
Sarina Valentina looks like a dude.
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: oohhboy on August 19, 2011, 01:53:14 PM
Did you know that Emma Stone is a natural blonde? So is Christina Hendricks. I'm sure that doesn't change your list, but it's just a bit of trivia for you.
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Post by: Oblivion on August 19, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
Oh, ****. I can see why that was funny.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 19, 2011, 07:11:19 PM
Natural blondes make the best redheads. It's unfortunately just about the only way you ever get the red haired hawtness without the freckle nawtness.
Nearly said redeads up there.
I don't know if I could pick two. There are a lot of hollywood ladies I find attractive, even knowing how much movie magic is going on (makeup, lighting, padding, etc.). On the other hand, there's also inevitably some movie in which someone I normally find irresistible looks awful to me, driving home just how much fakery is normally going on.
Oddly enough, even though I can't pick two, I can pick one: Eva Mendes.
I'd pick that cartoon girl from esurance commercials, but I don't know how that would work, logistically.
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Post by: Stogi on August 19, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Man, Oblivion. If you have said that on purpose...
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Post by: ThePerm on August 20, 2011, 01:19:26 AM
oh yeah, i knew she a natural blond, but i ogotta have some fire on the list
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Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2011, 01:27:38 AM
Man, Oblivion. If you have said that on purpose...
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't...
Title: Re: 2 Celebrity Free Passes. Who do you choose?
Post by: ShyGuy on August 27, 2011, 07:11:53 PM
Do celebrities get to play this game? I bet that's why there are some many divorces in Hollywood. One drunken night at a cocktail party in Hollywood...
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Post by: leroypantweather on August 28, 2011, 02:00:47 AM
