Meanwhile, deep in the bowls of the American Spy Service,Bureau Chief: Khushrenada, this mission to infiltrate the rogue criminal organization of Kleptomaniacs For Crime and steal their secret recipe plans to harm the American people won't be easy. In fact, it may very well be an impossible job that will just get you killed. But we need someone to do it and this agency only consists of you and I and I certainly don't want to do it and die so you're just the man for the job.
Khushrenada: Don't worry, chief. I've already worked out a great plan of how to carry out this mission and not get myself killed. I'm going to gather and form a very special team to work under my command while using their number one skill as I execute an elaborate heist against this Colonel of Crime and nab his plans. I do believe with this idea, we have an actual chance of success.
Bureau Chief: Consider me intrigued, Khushrenada. What is this great skill you plan to harness?
Khushrenada: Their ability to serve as a meat shield to protect me from danger as I carry out the mission. These people are totally expendable and their lives worthless. I'm going to take what most people consider their biggest drawback and turn it into their greatest strength for me.
Bureau Chief: Bravo, Khushrenada. You're cruel and callous disregard for human life is continually an inspiration to me.
Khushrenada: It's because of my life-long and strenuous training to learn to not care about anyone other than myself. I mean, just look at me and you. I still haven't bothered to learn your name despite the fact you've got a name placard on your desk, are wearing a name badge as we speak and you even entered your contact information into my phone for that very reason.
Bureau Chief: So, very true. Well, should I meet this team of yours that you are planning to put together?
Khushrenada: Eh, what's the point? If the mission goes south then I'm going to give them all the blame and we won't want to be associated with them and if the mission is a success then I'll get all the praise for being the person in charge. So, let's just keep the focus on me where it belongs.
Bureau Chief: I feel like a bald eagle flying majestically in the sky about to shed a single tear from all the freedom and guns he can see from his vantage point high over this great land. Just promise me that this mission will have a lot of explosions and mayhem as your missions always do.
Khushrenada: Chief, there were multiple explosions with 4 dead and 18 wounded just when I went to grab lunch at Taco Bell today. You can count on me.
Bureau Chief: Godspeed, Khushrenada. Godspeed.