Topic: Safe Words 7: I Expect You to Die. Game Over.

[Khushrenada]

Welcome to Safe Words 7! A new game has finally begun! I'm your host, Khushrenada!




I've been busy! But like Bond, I'm back!




Geez. Tough crowd. But I know what might get this party started. Let's introduce the contestants for this game!




I see... Moving right along then. Well then, how about a very thin plot for the game. An evil criminal organization has stolen a weapon of mass destruction and you are James Bond's allies as he tracks down the villains responsible to recover the device and foil their plan. Highly original if I do say so myself.

[Khushrenada]

Now, on to the basics.

How the game will be played:



There is a list of words that will be used throughout the game. One player will select a word or phrase from the list. That choice will be kept hidden from the remaining players. This word is considered the bomb word.

After the bomb word is chosen, the remaining players must all choose a word or phrase from the list. Every time a word or phrase is chosen, it is removed from the list for that round. No two players can select the same word or phrase. If a player does not choose the bomb word, then they are safe for that round and move on to the next. If a player selects the bomb word, they are eliminated from the game and the bomb word is removed from the list for the rest of the game.

If none of the remaining players choose the bomb word, then the player who selected it to start the round is forced to choose their own word and is eliminated. The game is played until there is only one player still left standing and that player is declared the winner.


The List!

For this themed game, the selection of words and phrases will be the following:


Moneypenny

Q

Thunderball

S.M.E.R.S.H.

Timothy Dalton

Oddjob

Goldeneye 64

George Lazenby

Jaws

James Bond Jr.

"Yes! I am invincible!"

"Suck it, Trebek"


Wait! Is that last one even James Bond related?


And now for the fun part. The order selection. We begin the game with the following order of players:

01. Soren
02. Silenced
03. NWR_Insanolord
04. Nuclearspeed
05. Stratos
06. oohhboy
07. TOPHATANT123
08. Triforce Hermit
09. Mop it up
10. Lucariofan99
11. nickmitch
12. ShyGuy


This means ShyGuy will choose the first bomb word and Soren will begin the choosing of safe words for round mission 1. I've sent a pm to ShyGuy. Once he sends me his selection, the game will begin. Who here will prove that they have a licence to kill?


Finishing Order:

12. oohhboy (eliminated by ShyGuy selection)
11. TOPHATANT123 (eliminated by Stratos selection)
10. nickmitch (eliminated by Stratos selection)
09. Triforce Hermit (eliminated by Lucariofan99 selection)
08. Stratos (eliminated by Stratos selection)
07. Mop it up (eliminated by Nuclearspeed selection)
06. Soren (eliminated by Nuclearspeed selection)
05. Silenced (eliminated by ShyGuy selection)
04. ShyGuy (eliminated by ShyGuy selection)
03. Lucariofan99 (eliminated by Lucariofan99 selection)
02. Insanolord (eliminated by Nuclearspeed selection)
01. Nuclearspeed (Winner!)

[Khushrenada]

While we wait, perhaps you would like to know how the player selection rotation was chosen for this game. Wait! Come back! I'll keep it brief. I promise.

Basically, it was a test to see how much your username is like the name James Bond. That name consists of the following letters: ABDEJMNOS. For every letter in your username that matched one of the letters in Bond's name, you were given a point. Even if you had the same letter a couple times, like 2 S's or O's, you were still given points for those multiple letters. That point total was then divided by the total number of characters your username had. Based on that percentage, the list was then made from highest percentage to lowest. In the case of a tie, the username with the most unique Bond letters was given the advantage.

Wasn't that great?

[Wah]

Name's Agent 117 

[NWR_insanolord]

Reminds me of the James Bond Mafia game along, long time ago, which was one of my favorites.

[Khushrenada]

Ah, nice. I must admit, this was bringing back memories of it for me as well and I was afraid of making this a bit derivative.

In other news, the bomb word has been selected.

Soren, you have the honors of choosing first. Your can select one of the following:

Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, George Lazenby, Jaws, James Bond Jr., "Yes! I am invincible!" or "Suck it, Trebek".

[Soren]

Let's start it off with GoldenEye 64!

[Khushrenada]

Very good, Mr. Soren. Your mission will continue.

Next up is Silenced. You have the following choices still available:


Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, George Lazenby, Jaws, James Bond Jr., "Yes! I am invincible!" or "Suck it, Trebek".

[Silenced]

[Khushrenada]

Congrats on completing this mission. Until your next assignment.

Next up is NWR_Insanolord. The remaining choices are:


Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, George Lazenby, James Bond Jr., "Yes! I am invincible!" or "Suck it, Trebek".

[NWR_insanolord]

I'm going to pick everybody's favorite James Bond, George Lazenby.

[Khushrenada]

I'd say everyone's second favorite but, regardless of that, you have survived.


Nuclearspeed is up next. The list of remaining choices is:

Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, James Bond Jr., "Yes! I am invincible!" or "Suck it, Trebek".

[NuclearSpeed]

I guess I'll go for what could be an incorrect quote "Yes! I am invincible!"

[Khushrenada]

A bold statement but one that is correct.

This brings us to Agent Stratos. Which option do you choose?

Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, James Bond Jr., or "Suck it, Trebek".

[Stratos]

Gotta go with the Dalton, Timothy Dalton.

[Khushrenada]

The best Bond results in success for Stratos! Oohhboy is now up. The choices left are:


Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Oddjob, James Bond Jr., or "Suck it, Trebek".

[oohhboy]

[Khushrenada]

oohhboy....






Agent oohhboy is down. That means Stratos will choose the next bomb word and agent Shyguy has the first kill.

[Khushrenada]

Game has resumed. Agents, can you infiltrate the villain's meeting place by providing the correct password?

Your choices are:

Moneypenny, Q, Thunderball, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, George Lazenby, Jaws, James Bond Jr., or "Yes! I am invincible!".

TOPHATANT123, you start this round. What will you choose?

[TOPHATANT123]

Ok, I got dis. I just gotta choose what Stratos wouldn't choose then choose the opposite or not depending on the level of bluff I expect. Shouldn't be too close to the top, shouldn't be too close to the end of the list either, but I should also follow my gut... I'm guessing you're a quadruple bluff kind of person Stratos. The circle formed with the thumb and first finger and the 3 other fingers pointing upwards represents OK, as in, we OK there is no bomb here.

So I'm going with: Thunderball

[Khushrenada]

He knows the meaning of success.
 His needs are more, so he gives less.
 They call him the winner who takes all.
 And he strikes, like Thunderball.



That password is incorrect.

And just like that, ruthless assassin that he is, Agent Stratos has taken out Agent TOPHATANT123 and gets to reload for another kill.

[Khushrenada]

After all this opening action, I think it's time we had our opening theme song.

[Wah]

No
Agent 117 Disproves this message

[Stratos]

Ah hahaha! What an odd job that was!

[Khushrenada]

A new bomb word has been selected and game has resumed.

Triforce Hermit is now up. The selections remaining for this round are:

Moneypenny, Q, S.M.E.R.S.H., Timothy Dalton, Oddjob, Goldeneye 64, George Lazenby, Jaws, James Bond Jr., or "Yes! I am invincible!".

Can you avoid Agent Stratos golden bullet?