Post by: Pryopizm on February 22, 2006, 02:53:52 AM
Tonight, though, he would not be so lucky.
"Hello, Ice."
IceCold turned and faced the voice. "Pale. . . What are you doing up?"
"I've been sick of finding our UMD shipments delayed and I need you to stop pulling that kind of sh-"
"You know, Pale, one of us was here first, and, I might add, legitimately until you had to come and fu-"
"Well, that's what I do. And now, I'm going to do it to you." With that Pale whipped out his pistol and held it to IceCold's neck; but Ice was no slouch, he quickly drew his pistol to Pale's forehead. They were locked in this stalemate when suddenly they heard a voice in the darkness behind IceCold.
"ICE! GOD, ICE, HELP"
As Ice instinctively turned to the voice, Pale took his chance and blew out his Jugular; a great blow to the Reggie Mafia, but not without consequences.
"Thanks, Pale, you've made this too easy." The last thing pale saw was the shadow of a man--some kind of vigilante--and what looked to be an aluminum bat flying toward his face. The next morning his body would be found with nearly every bone broken, victimized to the extreme brutality that can only come from blind vengeance. The Godfathers of both the Reggie and Kaplan mafias were no more.
Post by: UncleBob on February 22, 2006, 03:25:12 AM
Post by: vudu on February 22, 2006, 03:36:38 AM
1) TVman was the cop, and he was voted off by the townies on day one.
2) SUPER was a townie, and he was killed by the Reggie Mafia on day two.
3) AnimeCyberRat was a henchman in the Reggie mafia, and he was voted off by the townies on day two.
4) IceCold was the Godfather of the Reggie mafia and was killed by the Kaplan mafia on day three (today).
5) Pale was the Godfather of the Kaplan mafia and was killed by the Vigilante on day three (today).
6) One of the two surviving members of the Reggie mafia must be the Rat.
7) One of the three surviving members of the Kaplan mafia must be the Rat.
Did I miss anything important?
As I said before, I was left out of pretty much all the behind-the-scenes discussions during the last game. Can I be involved in the ones this time? The game’s a lot more fun if you know what the heck is going on.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 22, 2006, 04:08:11 AM
Post by: Informant on February 22, 2006, 04:26:44 AM
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 05:46:10 AM
"Excuse me. Yes, ahm, hello. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! The large item behind the red cloth, the one you've all been so excited about, will be unveiled sometime this afternoon. 3, or maybe 4ish. You should all, you know, maybe come by here around then. Mill about. And all that. Thank you."
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 06:06:31 AM
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Originally posted by: vudu
Alright, so let’s go over everything we know and can assume.
1) TVman was the cop, and he was voted off by the townies on day one.
2) SUPER has a yet to be announced role, and he was killed by the Reggie Mafia on day two.
3) AnimeCyberRat was a henchman in the Reggie mafia, and he was voted off by the townies on day two.
4) IceCold was the Godfather of the Reggie mafia and was killed by the Kaplan mafia on day three (today).
5) Pale was the Godfather of the Kaplan mafia and was killed by the Vigilante on day three (today).
6) One of the two surviving members of the Reggie mafia must be the Rat.
7) One of the three surviving members of the Kaplan mafia must be the Rat.
8} Mr. lavender can resurrect one of these now extinct roles back into play whenever he feels like it
Did I miss anything important?
As I said before, I was left out of pretty much all the behind-the-scenes discussions during the last game. Can I be involved in the ones this time? The game’s a lot more fun if you know what the heck is going on.
Fixed.
Post by: UncleBob on February 22, 2006, 06:34:21 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 06:37:26 AM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 22, 2006, 09:53:25 AM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 10:58:05 AM
I heard the news that two bodies showed up this morning, God this town is getting violent each time a porno umd passes by. I hope everything will be fine.
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 11:33:11 AM
'"Someone's actually shown up for the unveiling?" Wandering mubled. Then, recognition: "Ah, MysticGohan, my favorite customer. You're just in time. Before we begin, though, I have the most delicious sheep's cheese I want you to try. Here." Wandering hands over a small, scruptious sampling.
"Now then. Lady or gentleman. I am pleased to present, the fountain!" Wandering rips the cloth off and reveals an especially large, pearl white, intricatley carved foutain of dreams. "Behold! the power of cheese (tm)," Wandering intones, as warm cheese fondue slowly starts bubbling out of the top.
Wandering then smiles, bows, and hands Mystic Gohan a fondue fork and a small lump of rock-hard bread. "Err. Bread isn't really my speciality. But enjoy." Wandering turns to go back to the cheese bar, but then looks back: "Oh. One more thing. The fountain has a special, some might say....revolutionary feature. But the people who are leasing me the thing aren't letting me show that feature off until tomorrow for some reason. So I hope you'll come back then."
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 11:40:16 AM
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 12:17:46 PM
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Originally posted by: vudu
6) One of the two surviving members of the Reggie mafia must be the Rat.
So, it's almost certain that the acting reggie godfather will kill the rat soon, right?
So, mr. rat, why don't you just come out in the open and tell us everything you know? What have you got to lose?
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 01:16:02 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 01:30:04 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 01:55:02 PM
I know! Let's vote for ourselves!
EDIT: Shyguy has a better idea!
EDIT: Wandering has a good rebuttal.
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 01:57:43 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 02:00:03 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Mario didn't vote for AnimeRat. Is he part of the Reggie Mafia? Mario is an italian name
Oh. My God. You've found a lead! We did the exact same when I was mafia in the last game!
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 02:02:01 PM
ShyGuy is Perrin Kaplan's favorite mario character
edit: stabby beats me with his razor-sharp wit. Razor sharp wit that is suspiciously similiar to the razor sharp razor blades mafia members use to kill their enemies....
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 02:05:11 PM
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 02:10:30 PM
Vote Informant
he seems to have death on his mind....
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 02:13:28 PM
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Originally posted by: wandering
All right, guys. I think it's time for a serious vote.
Vote Informant
he seems to have death on his mind....
Quote
In Reverse Alphabetical Order, here is the cast list for
MAFIA II: THE RAT
Wandering
Vudu
Uncle Bob
Stevey
Stabby
Shy Guy
Pale
Mystic Gohan
Mario
Kirby
Ice Cold
Deguello
Dasmos
BlackNMild
AnimeRat
DEAD:
TVMan -- Agent 7
Ty -- something (???)
I will update this daily as people die.
I see not informant's name. Unfortunatly, he's not playing (at least on that name). Looks like we'll have to find someone else to butcher...
EDIT: More evidence I suck at sarcasm... Nothing to see here, people, move along...
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 02:29:03 PM
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 02:37:58 PM
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I see not informant's name.
Look at page 1. (I lied - the vote wasn't serious after all
)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 02:38:25 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Stab did you say you wanted to die earlier?
Not so much wanted to, but mentioned it was an option.
...Wait, what are you getting at?
OH NOES!
And to Wandering: Well, now you know I suck at sarcasm.
Post by: vudu on February 22, 2006, 03:33:07 PM
QuoteI don't see it that way. (A) the Rat could have been made Godfather of the Reggies. or (B) the Rat and the newly appointed Reggie Godfather could be working together to get rid of the townies and the other gang.
So, it's almost certain that the acting reggie godfather will kill the rat soon, right?
It's also possible (although less likely) the the new Godfather is too stupid to realize that his henchman is the Rat.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 03:42:34 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 03:43:41 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 03:43:59 PM
Kirby
BlackNMild
Edit: Hey, what's a guy got to do to get some Mozzarella Cheese Sticks around here?
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 03:52:04 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 03:54:10 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 04:03:35 PM
EDIT: Thanks for the cheese stick. Deep fried to golden perfection!
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 04:07:09 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 04:10:14 PM
Someone call a town meeting. We'll meet at the Cheezporium, bring in some new business.
All citizens are to be present and accounted for.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 22, 2006, 04:11:58 PM
VOTE KIRBY!
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 04:14:47 PM
Vote Kirby
Post by: Mario on February 22, 2006, 04:15:33 PM
I'm hearing a rumor that someone wants me dead, i'm not sure why though. Perhaps someone in the Kaplan mafia bitter over me exposing Pale?
Post by: Big_Brother on February 22, 2006, 04:19:04 PM
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I've been keeping track of voting records. The people who haven't voted ever are:
Kirby
BlackNMild
You haven't voted yet either, buddy.
Except for just now.
I'm watching you.
And everyone else.
All the time.
Be good!
Post by: Mario on February 22, 2006, 04:20:54 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on February 22, 2006, 04:21:00 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 04:24:45 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 04:25:42 PM
bandwagon get?
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 04:25:54 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 22, 2006, 04:27:06 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on February 22, 2006, 04:31:10 PM
"ShyGuy do you hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?"
ShyGuy defiantly yelled, "THERE IS NO CAPTAIN LAVENDER!!! LONG LIVE THE FREEMASONRY!!!"
Uncle Bob was startled. "Freemasonry? What is this you speak of?"
"Ty and I were part of the Freemasons! We were a secret group; the only townies who knew of each-other's innocence. But, we failed. We killed off the Detective. Now we can do nothing to help the town. We are like eunuchs, only without the testicles."
"Well, then, you are sentenced to death for failing the town, ShyGuy! And even more death for failing at eunuchology!"
With that, ShyGuy was destroyed by The Crucible. The Freemasonry was no more. The town was losing allies quickly.
Post by: Mario on February 22, 2006, 04:43:28 PM
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 04:55:17 PM
You just had to close the polls on time when the vote was actually contentious, didn't you pryo?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 05:23:10 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
You're making a mistake.
I think we made a mistake
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 05:24:38 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 22, 2006, 05:30:32 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 05:31:25 PM
Ouch... hope we're more careful next time.
Post by: MysticGohan on February 22, 2006, 05:33:47 PM
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Originally posted by: animecyberrat
so I dont get to vote anymore can I still role play?
lol, nope
thus why a mod keeps editing your post stating Dead men Do not TALK unless Lavender bring your Ex-mob but from the grave...Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 05:41:29 PM
QuoteWhere the dead speak
Originally posted by: animecyberrat
so I dont get to vote anymore can I still role play?
ypu should there
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 05:42:34 PM
If you happned to be wandering near the old House of Polysolysheoth in the district of Parcheesi in the town of Dagafabawat, you'd see a new sign on the old door: "Wandering's Cheezerium - CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE"
Post by: animecyberrat on February 22, 2006, 05:42:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Pryopizm
Judge Aurion heard the revolver's hammer pulled back just above his head. He was totally helpless.
"NO! Stop! That's my husband!" TVMan yelled as he ran in. He was dressed in a white blouse and a long blue skirt and wearing a long blonde wig. He actually looked rather lovely.
"What the fu-" Pale started.
"My name is Bridget! That's my husband! You can't kill him! Please no!"
TVMan/Bridget then reached down, and lifted Aurion up and held him up in an embrace. He was tearful, but strong. He laid Aurion down and started tending to his wound. "You bastard!"
Pale was flabbergasted. "You know what? This is enough. I'm going back home. This place is too damn weird for me."
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After the flashback TVman possesed Ice and screamed to the people, "I am Bridget!! Judge Aurion was my husband and Ice is my son! Get your damn facts straight!!!"
he was dead so WTF!?
Post by: UncleBob on February 22, 2006, 05:59:38 PM
Post by: Big_Brother on February 22, 2006, 06:00:26 PM
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he was dead so WTF!?
TvMan's post was unlikely to affect the outcome.
Your post was.
To some extent.
You know which one.
The real question is why the mods are tolerating my arch-nemesis.
The Informant
But that doesn't concern you.
Now be a good rat, and stop breaking the rules.
Post by: vudu on February 22, 2006, 06:14:04 PM
QuoteArg! Why does everyone insist on leaving me out of all the fun stuff? This is irritating. I was left out last game and I'm being left out this game, too. You people suck.
have a couple of people sending me interesting messages...
Post by: Mario on February 22, 2006, 06:19:03 PM
