Topic: Possibly the funniest statement ever

[nickmitch]

Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

[EasyCure]

Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.

[Stogi]

It's all about a pretty face and cute behind. A girl with bust is attractive, but if she doesn't have a pretty face and phat ass then she won't get hollered at by me.

What about hair? I feel like the longer the better. I'm not going to diss a girl just cuz her hair is short (unless it's tooooooo short), but I do prefer that long straight hair that is long enough to touch the top of her ass. Especially the type of hair that latin and asian people possess. Curly hair is fine unless it isn't natural. I actually have a theory; chicks who use spray in there hair to make it look wet and curly are almost always crazy.

[EasyCure]

damn, i like long straight hair on a girl but not THAT long. a little passed the shoulders is fine, but there've been a few girls i've known personally that pulled off the short hair.

oh and pixie cuts are a no-go no matter what, sorry.

[Stogi]

Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

[nickmitch]

Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.

QFT
I hate chubbie chicks with no boobs.  It's like they lose the most redeeming quality of being chubby.

Also, I have a thing for chicks with afros.  I don't consider it a fetish, since I can't rub my dick against it.  Well, I could, but that doesn't sound appealing.  You get what I mean.  I kind of also like dreads.  Maybe being in DC so long has adjusted my preferences for stuff like that, but I could really go for a girl with dreads.  Other than that, I ave a strict "No Bald Chicks" policy.

[EasyCure]

Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

oh in that case it makes sense. My thing is, my little sister had long hair like that so the few times i've seen women with hair as long as hers in person, i compare it to my sisters. I'm sure you can see how weird that is (and i know some of you will say something stupid, but its ok)

Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.

QFT
I hate chubbie chicks with no boobs.  It's like they lose the most redeeming quality of being chubby.

Also, I have a thing for chicks with afros.  I don't consider it a fetish, since I can't rub my dick against it.  Well, I could, but that doesn't sound appealing.  You get what I mean.  I kind of also like dreads.  Maybe being in DC so long has adjusted my preferences for stuff like that, but I could really go for a girl with dreads.  Other than that, I ave a strict "No Bald Chicks" policy.

haven't met a girl yet that i found attractive with dredds, afros, braids or was just plain bald. Not my thing i suppose.

[nickmitch]

OMG, there's this hot chick with the sweetest afro on campus.  I knew her last year, and she was cute then, but now she has this incredibly sexy 'fro.  I just thought about her.

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

[Stogi]

Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

oh in that case it makes sense. My thing is, my little sister had long hair like that so the few times i've seen women with hair as long as hers in person, i compare it to my sisters. I'm sure you can see how weird that is (and i know some of you will say something stupid, but its ok)

Here's a couple examples of what i was talking about. She has the perfect length.

OMG, there's this hot chick with the sweetest afro on campus.  I knew her last year, and she was cute then, but now she has this incredibly sexy 'fro.  I just thought about her.

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

I've seen some really cute girls with fros before. I wasn't concerned with her hair more than  I was with her face and body though.

[EasyCure]

thats not a bad length, i was thinking longer in my head. Again i dont really mind it, i just dont prefer it like you do.

[nickmitch]

Me, too.  But the hair doesn't touch but crack like you said.  I knew a girl with hair that long.  She was ok, but I just don't think hair that long does it for me, either.

[Stogi]

Well she has to be cute first.....but seriously, glorious long hair is hot. I already mentioned grasping it, but I especially like it when she's on top and she tosses her hair to one side or when she sits up and her hair is covering her breasts................fuckin hot.

I dumped my girlfriend for many reasons (mostly because I couldn't be trusted not to cheat on her and I didn't want to break her heart that way), one of them being that she never let her hair grow past her shoulders. That always irked me.

Might as well keep it going between us three.

What about ethnicity? Does it matter to you? There are attractive girls anywhere you go, but for me, I'm all about foreign girls; latin and south american especially. Foreign accents (french and Spanish in particular) are simply too hot.

If I'm at a party or bar or anywhere really, I always go for the cute foreign chick rather than the really hot american chick.

[DAaaMan64]

LOL I like how you describe it as "glorious" lol

[nickmitch]

Chicks with Caribbean accents are ridiculously hot to me.  I didn't get to hear much of them throughout high school, but here at college, OH BOY!!  French accents have always, always, always done it for me, though.

[Plugabugz]

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

That depends entirely who its on. I know some people who would look dangerously ugly without braids or plaits. Though i've always been fond of the "some people look sexy from the back of the head" mentality.

[EasyCure]

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

That depends entirely who its on. I know some people who would look dangerously ugly without braids or plaits. Though i've always been fond of the "some people look sexy from the back of the head" mentality.

someone likes his doggy style.

as for ethnicity, it doesnt matter to me as long as they have a prety face, and have a personality i can get in to. I used to prefer hispanic girls but after dating a couple and seeing how fucking crazy they are. I don't mean crazy in bed either (that was a good thing) but crazy jealous and un-trusting.

Now i prefer white girls, blonde or brunette doesnt matter. I lucked out, my gf is mixed; her father is from El Salvador and her mother is a mix of german/polish etc, so she looks like a white girl but has the mojo of a spanish girl. Hehe..

i also like a few asians, and honestly i'm not that into black girls. I think its because the area i live in, the dominant style here is to be super ghetto but its always one of two extremes. Either they're dressed with whatever is trendy now (currently lots of bright colors on their shirts and accessories, including shoes. Sun glasses at night, probably the shudder glasses. Basically an emo kid look with an 80s color sense) or they dress in the "gangsta rap" style with baggy everything and look/act like guys. I dont find anything appealing about either really. I've met a few attractive black girls, never from my hometown, but they were usually unavailable, or i was unavailable. Oh well.


oh, accents: most are cute/sexy. Some spanish ones and british ones are probably my fave. I havent heard too many french ones though

[Dasmos]

Nothing is better than a sexy scottish accent.

[EasyCure]

those can be sexy?

[Dasmos]

Yes. Very sexy.

[nickmitch]

I forgot about good ol' English accents.  Those are sexy in a "dirty nanny" kind of way.

Also, I have for Asians, but race doesn't matter too much.

[EasyCure]

Yes. Very sexy.

sorry i'm trying to picture it but i keep coming back with Groundskeeper Willy

[NWR_insanolord]

Yes. Very sexy.

sorry i'm trying to picture it but i keep coming back with Groundskeeper Willy

I'm ashamed of myself for not remembering which episode it was, but Willy did meet a Scottish woman once and her voice was good so I believe Dasmos, at least if the actress got the accent right.

[Stogi]

Scottish can be sexy, but I prefer the aussie and kiwi accents of English to any other.

Oh and don't underestimate the Russian accent. I have a very cute Russian friend and I always pick on her commanding accent; telling her that she would be awesome in bed in a dominatrix kind of way. I'm not even into that in the least bit, but I'd let her tell me what to do.

[Spinnzilla]

I personally prefer short hair, my girlfriend's hair is shorter than mine.  Short hair is sexy in my book.

[Stogi]

It can  look sexy (just look at Halley Berry), but on most girls it just isn't. Usually when it looks sexy, it just that the girl was sexy to begin with.