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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 20, 2003, 11:58:48 PM »

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG@$%^#$$ youre ALL spammers!!!!! get outta my thread NOW you WHORESSSS!!!!! GET     OOOOUUUUUUT!

cant i just post messages to myself in PEACE???

cheers to cheers69. CHEERS I SAY!  

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 20, 2003, 02:52:23 AM »

hey! i havent done one of my trademark "drunken fury" posts for at LEAST a week...  
(i just realised thats actually correct )

everyones bitching about spelling so much cause we're uber uber uber uber uber 1337.

nitsu, i wasnt being weird. doesnt ANYONE recognise that quote from the simpsons when marge is reading the postcard homer sent from the beer factory??? SHEEEEEEESHHHH!

OH YEAH!!! heres a few updates for the time trials on MKD which i dont have.

track 1: 4m 59s  (OH MY GOD! IVE GOTTEN SLOWER!!)
track 2: exactly 2m (what are the odds!??!!?!)
track 3: somehow this track has been deleted from my "hard drive" so i can no longer play it.
track 4: BEDTIME!

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General Chat / RE:What is a "sleeper hit"?

« on: November 20, 2003, 02:34:25 AM »

i agree. i mean, monkey ball is considered a sleeper hit because it wasnt hyped but managed to sell very well.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 19, 2003, 03:28:59 AM »

...maybe its the beer talking nitsu, but youve got a butt that wont quit... they got these big chilli pretzels here that arrrrrooooorrrrrrryoooooooogaaaabeersss... 5 dollars?! get outta here...

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 18, 2003, 10:55:08 PM »

YEAH! infernal sucks DUDE! ive been wanting to say that for YEARS now. WOO!

omg! did you guys know bloodworth is really cheers69's mum?!!!she registered with PGC to watch over him! well, ITS TRUE!

man, screw posting times in the time trials thread! i'll post em here THANK YOU.

ok, now i dont have mkdd, BUT i can imagine what kind of times i'd be getting so here goes....

track 1: 2m 13s
track 2: 3m 45s
the track with the things that "go places" : 2m 30s
track 8: 2m 39s
track 10: n/a (unable to finish)
track 11: 3m 4s

im getting better all the time so i'll post my improved (i hope) times later.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 18, 2003, 01:41:51 AM »

guys, guys, GUYS... GUESS WHAT!?!?! mario kart has....you guessed it! MIRROR MODE!!!

how is that a spoiler? uhhh, you DO realise almost EVERY racing game has a mirror mode?
mario kart 64 was no exception, so i dont think there was ever doubt that the next mario kart would have it aswell. yeah yeah, some people might not expect it... BUT ITS MIRROR MODE! mirror mode is a pretty lame "secret"! if anything, mario kart having a mirror mode should be kept under wraps for the sake of bettering its reputation! SHEESH.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 17, 2003, 04:31:39 AM »

hey there! its joe "mr.sobriety" E. jojo here!

look cheers, the REAL reason that people are gettting on your case is that your avatar depicts link in a rather compromising postion. you can see right up his skirt! now, this might come as a shock to you, but this thread was originally created as a kind of
"link lovers anonymous" (LLA) detox area. your avatar is undermining years of therapy!

listen "cheers69", if that is your real screen name... change that blasted avatar NOW!      if you do not, we will have no choice but to forcefully eject you from our "cyber world".
just change it to a cute bunny or something OK?

thank you.

[akdaman1]

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 14, 2003, 06:23:56 AM »

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Originally posted by: akdaman1
Its true what he said..its hard..the tracks are better then the pre cessores and the specials add allot of startegy to the game..multiplayer is good but i like single player more..Baby park rules..its soooo chatic and i love it..

YO YO YO!.............awwwwwwwwww shiiiiiznaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. frunoargkkop. oops. drunk asssss joey yo i mean joe is baack with a vngeance similar to that of the jeddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's cccccccc. ok
. its abot 4:20am afnd i avve work at 12 which i surely am not looking forward to. you 'eard.

oh yeah, even in this f*cked m upm stated, i can say thism,
"what the fizzuck akdamdackdamacn???!!!! ever heard of spelling yya little dufous?? WELL>!>?? have YOU>>>>!!! i have picked upm the errsoosrs/ and i do not like itr. ok i just read the crap i have tuped so far. it is appallling on a mnumber of levels....7.97.07.97.7.97.79o.//#%^&  

i goottssaaaaaaaaaaa go but have fun tinsf weelkemd cause im working pretty uch them whole ti,mcme so 'asdfmmmmmmmmmmm

im sooooo getting tht mwetroid shirt.,


EDIT: oh my F godf. "startegy"??  dude!!!! get yourt sh1t together man, or somethign.. serioudly, gET IT TOTGETHER@! akterman tyou st'jseta. bye.
 

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 13, 2003, 02:41:39 AM »

there are aussies posting in the aussie thread?... HAS THIS WORLD GONE MAD?!?!!?!!

termin8: whenever i see those faces, it looks to me like some dude going, "wahey!" rather than poking their tongue. yeah i guess its just me...........     WAHEY

cheers: i hope your brain surgery goes well maybe theyll throw in a free facial reconstruction?

termin8 again: hey! i was the first to get ikaruga. that makes me COOL! cause its a totally 1337 gheym that i dont play anymore! *probably should sell to mario. but wont*

mario: i folded that zelda poster like a paper airplane and threw it in (what i though was) the direction of  burwood. did you get it?

me: hi joe. yes i DO think the new checkout chick with the dark curly hair, rosey red lips, fat ass and a sexy accent was checking you out today. along with your flute teacher, basically every girl you know (and their mums), and that nice old man thats always sweeping his driveway.

PUAC, shif-D, inferno of love, and "the gang" : im not writing anymore. GOODNIGHT!

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 11, 2003, 11:16:13 PM »

*smashes wrecking ball into tremin9's crotch*

eeeeek! sorry man

*sends herpes seeking missile towards akdamans crotch*

ms.pikmin: if you are referring to the pic in my avatar, that was NOT me. i found that pic in a personals site. he was such a poser i couldnt resist.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 11, 2003, 01:26:34 AM »

i can just see akdaman walking along, and some random chick pops up so he pretends to be crying. "OMG! i might score! should i sob louder?? SH1T, i panicked. its all over!"

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 11, 2003, 01:15:23 AM »

may the LEETNESS begin! WHOS WITH ME?!

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 10, 2003, 08:28:28 PM »

dont worry nitsu, i wasnt talking about you. *gives hug* i was just being stupid really.
as for being burly... lets call it chubby with a hint of burl (and a dash of love handles)... (with a sideorder of man boobs )...(plus a garnishment of beard)... (and a small sachet of beer gut to add spice :idea

has anyone enquired about the likelyhood of us getting the zelda disk thang?

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 10, 2003, 12:45:14 AM »

yes, i remember the days when the aussie thread was home to none but the most burly australian men to be found, and the occasional transvestite. now it is nothing more than a putrid "cavern of despair" that thrives upon the (soon to be) wet dreams of prepubescent american boys. WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!

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General Chat / RE:Now hear this, Silicon Knights!

« on: November 06, 2003, 10:33:03 PM »

im so excited! whats the release date???

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General Chat / RE:Now hear this, Silicon Knights!

« on: November 05, 2003, 09:45:40 PM »

hello, i am a representative of silicon knights. we think your idea is brilliant! not only is it a great game idea, but also a fantastic opportunity for a game fan to participate in the development process. thats right omen, youre going to have a significant input into silicon knights next project, "nightmare on elm street: the dark omen". as you can see, weve already taken the liberty of using your screen name in the title. we're absolutely serious about getting you onboard, partner! see you in the credits baby!
                                                       
-tod baker

ps. we'll be in touch.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 05, 2003, 03:35:17 PM »

get out of here with all that matrix love!!#%^$%

i doubt i'll see the last installment. its so bloody lame! WOW! slowmo bullets! HAVENT SEEN THAT BEFORE!! wow! the most BORING fight scenes ive ever seen! and they last about 10 minutes!!! YAY! they live "near the core of the earth where its still warm" ! YEAH??? WELL THATS NOT POSSIBLE F*CK FACE!!! oh cool! keanu reeves STILL cant act! hooray!!! HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy.........

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 05, 2003, 02:11:32 AM »

ARRRG! overrun by da yankeez! now i know how (insert country) feels.
youll never plunder MY oil filled pores! NEVEEERRRRRRRRRR!

(joke)

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 04, 2003, 11:10:22 PM »

man, is it just me, or is luke totally about to fall off the edge of his speeder in the RS3 ad. i swear he thinks theres something to step onto, BUT THERE CLEARLY IS NOT! boy is he going to get a surprise when he lands face first in the snow. BOOOYYYYYYY ohhh boy!

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 04, 2003, 10:04:53 PM »

no, YOU are the worst game ever.

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 03, 2003, 01:22:15 AM »

double post bla bla bla whatever. i dont like to edit posts.
SUPER SUPER AVATAR CRAZY BOYS! ME LIKEEE LOT OF MUCH!

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: November 03, 2003, 01:19:35 AM »

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I'm sorry. The Termin8 Gentlepersons Club.
*females smile and bare cleavage*

kee hee!

whats all this noob talk? ive only made about 70 posts all up. haha, i dont think i hate you akadaman. actually, i think i DID, but now i just think youre a hot stud. come to think of it, you and cheers are kind of blended into one person in my head. you guys both hit the scene at around the same time (i think) and i was kinda iffy about both of you, so i guess thats why i see you as the same dude. sorry about that.


ASL??!?!?!!! im 21. im the father figure of this thread by proxy. NOW OFF TO BED KIDS!

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: October 29, 2003, 01:52:42 AM »

i dont really see how the ngage could possibly have only sold 5000 units worldwide to date (i got that "fact" from berto2k's msn name). i'd say its probably sold more like 50,000 (totally expertish opinion maaaaan). but if they HAVE only sold 5000, i sure hope they didnt spend over 5 grand on its development!

yay, choose your own adventure! me renemberz! its all coming back to me... im at my crazy aunts house and shes nowhere to be found. all i have is this lousy skull key at my disposal, but whats this? i seem to have 'stumbled' across a secret door underneath the stair case! yada yada yada yada... griffins! medieval dude! time travel! instant death! glaven!  

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: October 27, 2003, 03:19:05 AM »

post:

you and your eboyfriends piac! you have a new one each week, you little WHORE!



so anyway, animal dropping has taken over my house. both my brothers, my sister and i are all playing it. i think my mums even kind of interested in it cause its all that we're  talking about. one of my siblings keeps fishing and dumping the boots and tires and crap on the ground so they can carry more finish. this makes me a sad spike head boy...

on another note, today me and a couple of friends went to this yumcha place in chatswood. so we're getting a few dishes here and there without any idea how much stuff is costing cause everythings in chinese. all we had to go by was a little slip of paper where the waitresses would put stamps in various boxes to tally up the meal. ANYWAY, this woman comes along with a trolley of food and offers it to us and i pointed to something and asked how much it was. the dumb biatch puts the dish on the table so i say (very politely) "im sorry, how much is this?". her reply consisted of slamming the slip on the table, making an uglyass face and walking away muttering mega pissed off sounding words.

to her i say, F*CK YOU!

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General Chat / RE:"Bump"?

« on: October 25, 2003, 09:07:17 PM »

its all good