Atari should have never abandoned the Joystick controller. That was their first and last mistake. Giving in to stupid foreign upstarts like Nintendo, who put the button on the WRONG SIDE of the controller and flattened the glorious phallic JOYSTICK into a wimpy little PAD, and then ADDED A BUTTON (WTF???), well, nobody EVER wanted that. Atari should have jUst stuck to their guns, like AMERICA!!
I mean, why can't I just get a proper successor console already, the Atari 2700 or whatever? Why can't they just make a decent sequel to ADVENTURE and call it a day? Just call it ADVENTURE 2 and be done! Why do they have to shoehorn motion controls into everything? NO, I DON'T WANT TO MOVE THE BRIDGE WITH KINECT, GODDAMMIT!!!!