Your mom sounds like my wife. Last night, she told me she wants to have sex in the backseat of the car. I drove her and that guy around all night, you know? But I tell ya one thing: when my wife does have sex - she screams. Ooa. Especially when I walk in on her! Hoo, boy. Nah, are you kiddin' me? I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home, that parrot says: Quick! Out the window!, ya know. It's tough, ya know.