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Offline UltimatePartyBear

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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2011, 03:21:00 PM »
So let me get this straight.  One of the many benefits of being black is ancient aliens building anthills?  As a white guy who has lost many hours to building anthills all by myself, I am indeed envious.  Almost as envious as I am of how much better black guys look in suits.

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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2011, 03:23:44 PM »
  Almost as envious as I am of how much better black guys look in suits.

Hahahaha so true.
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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2011, 03:32:07 PM »
to be honest, I'm surprised this thread made it to page 3.

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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2011, 02:49:44 AM »
  Almost as envious as I am of how much better black guys look in suits.

Hahahaha so true.

Omar Epps has been wearing a suit in House since nearly the beginning. I don't get bored.

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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2011, 03:45:34 AM »
Because i'm light skinned I lose out on darker skinned roles! That and my acting probably aint no good. I hate when my agent sent me out for roles and i'd walk in shining like sun while everyone else was dark as night.

As far as benefits go, everyone immediately thinks i'm cool/hip or that I can dance. That is until I open my mouth and/or tell them what kind of music I listen to.
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Re: One of the many benefits of being Black
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2011, 04:45:50 AM »
yeah, i've heard you talk...well sing, that's not to say i sound any better. I think my voice sounds weird as **** when I speak in my regular voice and I hear it recorded, if I talk in some foreign accent I don't think I sound as weird. I was cursed having moved from Georgia to Idaho to Arizona from ages 10-12 which made me have a very weird speaking voice, unfortunately I can't keep the way im talking straight, and depending on who I talk to them differently. Another thing I hear in recording is this weird nasalness.
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« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2012, 10:58:48 PM »