Only the director of Nintendo World Report would interrupt his honeymoon to troll the forums.
LOL It was a rainy day at the beach.
All I'm saying is that I hope they do something with Wii MotionPlus that extends beyond the obvious stick-swinging mechanic. I'm hopeful as a result of the variety in Wii Sports Resort, but I hope they can translate that to the Zelda universe in a cool way.
EDIT: And archery and fishing don't count.
I still don't see how a rainy day is an excuse to come here on your honeymoon. Does she know about these little visits? Besides, there are plenty of activities to play on your honeymoon when it is raining, like card games. Play a card game with her
As for sans-sword M+ possibilities in Zelda, here are a few:
Horseback riding
controlling your shield precisely in defense mode to reflect light and projectiles
using it to control your balance on a narrow ledge
a dart game in the bar
hurling that ball & chain weapon from Twilight Princess
and especially
polo. You have a horse, I want to see you ride the horse and hit balls with your sword or a club.