and now back to our regularly scheduled program.
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OMG dude, WTF were you doing during that quick commercial break!?
No wonder you wife was nagging at you like your alittle punk. That **** is unacceptable, not even in a bachelor pad.
Hey... I think you gome some **** on your face.
I think you're plunging too hard, and I'm pretty sure that is not oil spweing out of there.
HOLY **** Dude!! actually holy probably isn't the right word. CHUNKY **** Dude!!
I think you're in deep doo doo now.
LOL. This Monsturd just went Bum Fishing with can on a string. How clever.
and in roll all the **** jokes. Also the sheriff can drink with the best of them.
After what looks like 7 beers and a few shots, he's still talking perfectly sober... and all while on the clock.
He just needs a drinking buddy.
They also brought the FBI in, but she don't look like a Scully... even though this is more of a #2-File than an X-File
But I still want to Believe.
36:00
And the lab sends in the clean-up crew...
corn ain't the only thing this thing won't be able to digest if he doesn't take his time and chew his food properly.
I'm just waiting for someone to make the joke "We need to flush the sewers" now that it's sorta known there is a giant Turd working it's way through the pipes. At the very least, they should call the Guiness Book of World Records.
A 7" tall walking piece of poo should be able to set records in several categories I would think.
-"Biggest piece of **** ever" being the main one of course.
-"Messiest Eater" might be another one
-"Stinkiest Creature alive" maybe?
38:5X
"Can you figure out how to flush this thing out in the open"
I guess that's close enough to the joke i was waiting on.
40:00
A brilliant plan is being concocted.
They are trying ot kill a giant turd, so they call in a specialist who can provide them with 1 Million Flies [/Dr. Evil]
Oh come the **** on Sheriff!! Are you serious!?
Who drinks Jose Cuervo on the rocks? I gagged a little just thinking about it.
Oh look they watch South Pork
from left to right: Derrick Fartman, Spenny, Karl & Dan
and they're talking about Mr. Hankey "Hidey Hoooooo!"
And the guys daughter tried to warn her dad that Mr. Hankey aka the GIANT DOODOO in the bathroom was gonna get her.
He didn't believe her... tried to pass it off a little #2. Let's just say it was a shitty day for him.
[pic removed to do disguting nature of
chocolate **** covered toilet seat and walls]
LOL at the girl trying to describe the situation to the cops though.
and then the sketch artist trying to get a better description and the confused look on the girls face.
"Did you notice if it left any trails behind...."
"Did it leave any pieces of itself anywhere..."
"Did it say anything like bppllpphphph"
Oh gawd.
46:00
The towns annual Chili Cookoff is tomorrow and they somehow need to keep people away from their toilets.
THE DELIMMA, how do they people away from the sewer connected toilets!?
And 7 minutes later the Sheriff and the FBI lady are having yet another glass of Cuervo (not rocks this time)... that they took down like a shot.
and then refilled with whiskey(could've been more Tequila) from his flask... which they also took like a shot.
HAhah, you gotta love these backwoods small town cops.
rolling around town with a megaphone telling people to **** in buckets like the middle ages
":music: When you do the **** your pants dance!....:music:"
The Sheriff is a got damn lush!!! LOL
Sheriff: "Hey Bartender.... do you gotta bathroom"
BT: "Sheriff you met your wife in this bathroom... you've been coming here for 20 years"
Sheriff: "You know I used to come in here when I was a kid.... got my first blowjob in that bathroom"
BT: shakes his head and walks away
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