Topic: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*

[Halbred]

Awesome!

...a paleontologist?

[Stratos]

Awesome!

...a paleontologist?

Halbred's dream come true. A hot paleontologist woman.

[Halbred]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Not really.

[Stratos]

I was more talking generically, not about that actress specifically.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Awesome!

...a paleontologist?

Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Not really.

Halbred's dream come true. A hot paleontologist woman.

I was more talking generically, not about that actress specifically.

Not Hot? really?
http://sevenmonday.blogspot.com/2009/04/live-free-or-die-hard-40-actress-mary.html

]Google Image Search

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/351167h
Not super fine, but she looks pretty damn good to me.

[Halbred]

Oh. Wow.

I thought she was that redheaded "girl" from Wall Street 2 who's going out with Shia The Beef.

I was wrong.

[vudu]

Holy **** you guys--The Garbage Pail Kids Movie just got added to Netflix Instant View.  You guys gotta watch this ****.

[jrlibrarian]

Holy **** you guys--The Garbage Pail Kids Movie just got added to Netflix Instant View.  You guys gotta watch this ****.

Oh, no... I just watched the NC Review of that movie. It looks possibly worse than many of the movies shown during the Funhouse Theater.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Holy **** you guys--The Garbage Pail Kids Movie just got added to Netflix Instant View.  You guys gotta watch this ****.

I've actually watched that not too long ago.... but why can't we watch the movie currently up for watching?


p.s. Garbage Pail Kidz the Movie is HORRIBLE in a slightly entertaining way.
I think it was the bar scene with the GPK in the hawaiin shirt that I remember the most.

p.p.s. - I will add it to the vote (I forgot to reset it on Sunday )

[ThePerm]

i have a taped off HBO vhs copy of GPK. Still, where is everyone else going to watch it?...or also...watching vhs tapes and taking screencaps is a little more trouble than I need. I want to get back into Mystery Funhouse Theater but of course the right movies must be watched. Garbage Pail Kids is the right direction though. Oh netflix? Man...

[BlackNMild2k1]

LetMeWatchThis

^google search it

I want to get back into Mystery Funhouse Theater but of course the right movies must be watched. Garbage Pail Kids is the right direction though. Oh netflix? Man...

You guys are choosing the movies. I have only voted once or twice since this whole thing started.
I wish more people would participate or at least comment on the MFT movie breakdown, seems kinda pointless for me to entertain myself when I'm not sure anyone is even watching.


p.s. & if GPK is a step in the right direction, then what is Killer Klowns From Outer Space?

[BlackNMild2k1]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Streaming: Netflix | LetMeWatchThis

Year: 1988
Rating: PG-13
Length: 86 mins
Starring: Christopher Titus
Genre: Sci-Fi Cult Horror

An alien band of killer clowns descends from the cosmos to harvest scores of small-town victims, cocooning their prey in cotton candy to eat later. With the extraterrestrials disguised as simple circus workers, the authorities don't suspect a thing. But the joke is on the clowns when two streetwise teens (Grant Cramer and Suzanne Snyder), armed with an ice cream truck, do battle to save their friends in this cult favorite.

If someone can't MFT the hell out of this movie, then we might as well put an end to this now.
This movie isn't begging for the treatment, it was practically made for it.




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mental note: Add The Toxic Avenger to the MFT movie list.

[King of Twitch]

I swear on Metroid's grave I will try to make you proud.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'm giving out 3 applaud points per complete MFT movie commentary.
maybe more for the ones that really make me laugh.

[broodwars]

I'm giving out 3 applaud points per complete MFT movie commentary.
maybe more for the ones that really make me laugh.

Oh goodie!  I'm just gathering trash to throw in Mr. Fusion so I can power my flux capacitor, and go back to when the movies I missed were still the Movies of the Week.  Let's see, I have to cover...
 
Class of 1999
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Thing
Nightmare on Elm Street
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

[Halbred]

God, yes. Remember when I said I'd post that Raptor Island audio commentary? I made a grave error giving that project to my friend Scott, because I think he completely forgot about it OR just doesn't care. I  need to learn how to edit audio.

[Kytim89]

I would like to nominate the Dark Crystal for the fun house.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6FQHIN5SBo

[ThePerm]

its really weird that many of these movies that end up winning the award are usually movies I watched 2 weeks ago.

[broodwars]

Just got home from seeing Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.  I'd like it added to the list once it gets released on DVD and Blu-Ray.

[King of Twitch]

What's with guys named JJ being terrible at being in charge of features?


E.T. comes back to see if Drew Barrymore is hot yet


Tragically, this was only the beginning of Carrot Top's career


The ONE time she opened the door for the Jehova Witnesses... Figures.

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A little girl sneaks off from her family at a restaurant just because a clown motions to her?? This movie is whack.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Can there be a more generic BEER?


Alright, it's Friday Nite, got plenty of beer, parked up at Make Out point with your girl and guess who decided to crash the party....

The IceCream Man.
Really? No body wants to get some ice cream while trying to give/get some man cream. they're killing the mood.

Oh Gawd!!! was this the ulterior motive?

Abort mission fellas. You'd be better off hitting the backroom of the local video store and heading back to the bedroom cave.

On second thought.....

Where da Big Girls @!?"

[BlackNMild2k1]

Whoooo Doggie!!
There be comet gold up in dem hills!!!!


"Well I'll be darned! Jethro 'ol boy, there be a circus out in these here woods"


C'mon boy, we gotta find ourselves a way in. I love me some clowns!!

and who wouldn't love them some clowns when they look like this...

just look at that smile, a face that only a (blind) mother could love.




Hey, look!!! A circus in the middle of the woods! We should totally check it out?



Step Right Up! Step right up, and pick a door, any door!



Ummmm.... I don't think we're in the circus any more Dorothy



What circus is complete with out Popcorn and Cotton Candy?

[BlackNMild2k1]

Mmmmm. Cotton Caaa*coughcouch*COCOON!!!?


At least the popcorn is popcorn....

right?


Step right up people, only $5 to take your pic with a Killer Kuddly Klown from Outer Space!!!




Oh No!!! The Popcorn is actually ammo for their Klown Guhn!!

but was it properly salted and buttered is the question.

And these Klowns just keep getting Kyuter and Kyuter now don't they.....

I wonder why this movie was never merchandised.


Now he's busting out the balloons..... WTF is he gonna do with balloons? make shapes and animals?


.....

"ruff ruff"
Well I'll be damned. he made a balloon dog to track down the couple that just left the Circus.


Uh Oh, Fido has their scent (this scene is begging for a GIF w/ sound)


Awww, poor doggie, they just ran him over with the truck.


"Where are you two going!? you can't leave without giving this old Krazy Klown a Kiss!!!"


p.s. I'm only 20 minutes into the movie.... should I keep going.

[ThePerm]

wheres the animated eat people gif?

edit: right here

[BlackNMild2k1]

Is that your way of saying I should finish the movie?
Because I will..... I've only got a little more than an hour to go before it's done.


ohhhhh a puppet show....



But it's not at all weird that a puppet show appears out of nowhere onto your back patio.... is it Scott (he looks like a Scott)

Nope, it's actually pretty freakin hilarious. Laugh it up.


oh ****...

Not so funny anymore is it Scott



or should I call you Scotton Candy (instantrimshot)