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Title: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: pokepal148 on April 13, 2014, 03:09:52 AM: Clearly the best course of action is to ask for advice from members of an online forum, all of whom have a strong reputation for being assholes, idiots, or both. :smug:
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 13, 2014, 03:13:45 AM: You take that back! The Nintendo World Report Forums are the greatest and truest source of information known to man.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Plugabugz on April 13, 2014, 06:38:13 AM: Quote from: NWR_insanolord on April 13, 2014, 03:13:45 AM
You take that back! The Nintendo World Report Forums are the greatest and truest source of information known to man.

Except when you turn up and sprinkle common sense and decency everywhere!
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 13, 2014, 09:02:56 AM: Quote from: NWR_insanolord on April 13, 2014, 03:13:45 AM
You take that back! The Nintendo World Report Forums are the greatest and truest source of information known to man.

Don't forget suave and attractive.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2014, 10:54:43 AM: Quote from: Pixelated Pixies on April 13, 2014, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: NWR_insanolord on April 13, 2014, 03:13:45 AM
You take that back! The Nintendo World Report Forums are the greatest and truest source of information known to man.

Don't forget suave and attractive.

And well endowed.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Oblivion on April 13, 2014, 11:07:10 AM: Pokepal's just jealous I have a date with a good looking guy and he doesn't
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: lolmonade on April 13, 2014, 04:39:06 PM: Ask your parents to let you stay out past your 10:00 school-night curfew.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Shaymin on April 13, 2014, 05:16:12 PM: Stick it in her Wooper.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: pokepal148 on April 14, 2014, 10:55:54 PM: Quote from: Shaymin on April 13, 2014, 05:16:12 PM
Stick it in her Wooper.
She may find it Onixpected but just give her some steelix :D

Just remember to put your protector on your rhydon.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: ThePerm on April 15, 2014, 04:03:02 PM: usually chloroform is the way to go
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Stogi on April 15, 2014, 10:46:46 PM: Forgot her name every single time she tells you, but confess your love every single time she reminds you.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 15, 2014, 10:49:53 PM: You should tell her to come here to the forums to get a better idea of your personality.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Stratos on April 19, 2014, 10:36:55 AM: Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: pokepal148 on April 19, 2014, 01:25:26 PM: Quote from: Nile Boogie Returns on April 19, 2014, 03:37:51 AM
other acceptable forms are "top shelf" "up top" and "go time"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hD6-75vvK4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hD6-75vvK4)
How about doggy style :D
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Phil on April 19, 2014, 07:15:43 PM: I hope your date goes well.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 19, 2014, 09:59:41 PM: Quote from: pokepal148 on April 19, 2014, 01:25:26 PM
Quote from: Nile Boogie Returns on April 19, 2014, 03:37:51 AM
other acceptable forms are "top shelf" "up top" and "go time"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hD6-75vvK4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hD6-75vvK4)
How about doggy style :D

I've always been more an ass slapper.
Give her the ol' "atta girl".
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Oblivion on April 19, 2014, 11:26:46 PM: Oh, that's a much better idea than a high-five. Thanks BnM, I'll definitely be trying that on Wednesday!
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: pokepal148 on April 20, 2014, 12:14:41 AM: but I thought Morari was your forever girl (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=40558.0)
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Oblivion on April 20, 2014, 12:20:14 AM: Morari broke my heart. :(
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Wah on April 23, 2014, 09:04:54 PM: I had a girlfriend once..
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: nickmitch on April 23, 2014, 10:22:23 PM: Was she not in your egg group?
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: King of Twitch on April 23, 2014, 10:33:44 PM: I had a date once!

but I prefer cashews

ahahaha...
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: pokepal148 on April 23, 2014, 10:48:15 PM: Quote from: Lucariofan99 on April 23, 2014, 09:04:54 PM
I had a girlfriend once..
Sure...
Quote from: nickmitch on April 23, 2014, 10:22:23 PM
Was she not in your egg group?
+1
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Phil on April 23, 2014, 11:44:17 PM: Quote from: Zap on April 23, 2014, 10:33:44 PM
I had a date once!

but I prefer cashews

ahahaha...

Bad dates.
Title: Re: I have a date on Thursday. WHAT DO
Post by: Wah on April 28, 2014, 07:17:04 PM: She was in the ditto egg group ::)