Author Topic: Misinformation for the Masses: Tell me something I didn't know.... :/ (Read 137233 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** March 16, 2020, 12:58:13 AM »

I heard from a good source that a six pack of Corona and Lime is all you need to combat the Corona Virus.
this source also tole me that a particular candy meant for the nose was also a good cure.....

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:32:51 AM »

You don't become cured of the coronavirus from drinking bleach or masterbating. Oh also you don't get it by eating chinese food.

nickmitch · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:40:49 AM »

Well now it feels like I wore out my arm for nothing.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:58:20 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on March 16, 2020, 01:40:49 AM

Well now it feels like I wore out my arm for nothing.

Self love can be a good thing???

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:00:33 AM »

If you hold your breath for 10 seconds without coughing, YoUre nOt iNfeCteD

stevey · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:21:21 AM »

Cow urine man, cow urine.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2020, 03:14:27 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on March 16, 2020, 01:40:49 AM

Well now it feels like I wore out my arm for nothing.

Well, all that masturbating will make you go blind, so at least you'll never see it coming.

unless you did it in the dark right in front of the TV, I hear that's actually good for your eyes.

nickmitch · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2020, 04:00:01 PM »

Don't worry. I got the blue light filter glasses.

Quote from: BeautifulShy on March 16, 2020, 01:58:20 AM

Quote from: nickmitch on March 16, 2020, 01:40:49 AM
Well now it feels like I wore out my arm for nothing.
Self love can be a good thing???

True. It's also one way to pass the time.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2020, 11:56:50 PM »

Here's some wisdom for the ages.

If you're doing something illegal, and you think the guy next to you is an undercover cop and could bust you....
if you ask him if he's a cop, I heard that legally, he has to reply truthfully even if it means blowing his cover. ::scoutshonor::

p.s. I also think that means that nothing you said or did prior to that is admissible in court.

UncleBob · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2020, 01:18:25 AM »

Oddly, a lack of an ability to get aroused is a symptom of COVID-19, so masturbation is a healthy thing.

or so I've been telling myself this whole quarantine.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:55:39 PM »

Blast processing is real man. If we hook up all of our Sega Genesises to eachother to form a super computer matrix we can solve world hunger!

ThePerm · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:42:39 PM »

Traveling at the speed of an Apollo 11 rocket it would take 27 thousand years to get to the nearest star system Alpha Centauri. How is this misinformation? I rounded.

our fastest probe 4,374 years.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:32:48 AM »

Yep. The Purge is coming. You heard it here last.

Hide yo girl, hide yo wife, hide yo TP....

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2020, 01:26:37 PM »

All the children born between Dec 2020 and April 2021 will be known as Coronials

or Quarantinials....

UncleBob · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:38:12 PM »

They'll all be dead because their parents didn't social distance.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:22:30 PM »

But I heard sex is ok, as long as you don't kiss (or use your mouth for anything).
#notallbodilyfluids

nickmitch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2020, 08:50:18 PM »

NYC says "You are your safest sex partner". But as long as you already live together (and keep your mouth away from . . . certain areas . . . you'll be fine!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2020, 10:16:42 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on March 22, 2020, 08:50:18 PM

NYC says "You are your safest sex partner". But as long as you already live together (and keep your mouth away from . . . certain areas . . . you'll be fine!

Right, no mouth stuff and no butt stuff.
like I said #notallbodilyfluids. 😂🤣

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:42:35 AM »

Apparently ingesting an ingredient that used to treat malaria and is now found in aquarium cleaner has been approved by the FDA as a cure (it hasn't) for the Virus of the Decade, and confirmed as such by the self proclaimed "smartest man in the world" live on TV and even parroted by a certain news channel.... so it must be true!!!

PSA: that is all misinformation from the very top. several people have now died due to believing the lies from the "Misinformationer in Chief", please do not do anything desperate in search of a cure.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2020, 11:57:35 AM »

In an attempt to curb citizens from leaving their homes during the Coronvirus Lockdown, Emperor Vladimir Putin of the Republic of Russia has released LIONS into the streets to make sure people think twice about roaming the streets and hopefully just stay home.

You should be worried that the leader of your Country, State, County, City, will also do the same.

Watch for Lions, Tigers and Bears on your street. Look both ways before walking to the mailbox.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:25:26 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2020, 11:57:35 AM

In an attempt to curb citizens from leaving their homes during the Coronvirus Lockdown, Emperor Vladimir Putin of the Republic of Russia has released LIONS into the streets to make sure people think twice about roaming the streets and hopefully just stay home.

You should be worried that the leader of your Country, State, County, City, will also do the same.

Watch for Lions, Tigers and Bears on your street. Look both ways before walking to the mailbox.

Sweet! Since I can't travel to Africa for Big Game Hunting, Putin has brought the Big Game Hunting to me. Man, us Russians are smart.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:22:07 PM »

I don't know if this classifies as "Misinformation" or just a damn "Useful" tip.

But Gov Mike Huckabee has a useful tip for all of you running low on toilet paper, but I guess have an excess of corn.

[another TheMoreYouKnow moment....]

nickmitch · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2020, 02:55:41 PM »

One thing I respect about Mike Huckabee is that he is committed to making jokes and will stand by them! I remember one of his jokes backfired a bit, and so his writer (he has a joke writer!) defends the joke by commenting on how well structured it was.

I might try to go find it.

Edit:

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:06:17 PM »

Escape From New York was based on a true story. It just hadn't happened till now....

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2020, 11:52:46 PM »

The advertised sale is always the exception to the rule.... or is the new rule the exception to the sale?

But this is why you shop in pairs....

News:

Author Topic: Misinformation for the Masses: Tell me something I didn't know.... :/ (Read 137233 times)