Author Topic: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! 31 Days Halloween Movie Marathon! 31 Movies (Read 324941 times)

King of Twitch · « **Reply #225 on:** June 16, 2010, 02:05:06 AM »

"unflushed, still born fetus"

...Maybe he can tell us where the vitality sensor went

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #226 on:** June 16, 2010, 02:20:11 AM »

Maybe, but that is the end of that movie....

I look forward to the sequels

ThePerm · « **Reply #227 on:** June 16, 2010, 06:19:56 AM »

yeah i mft really hard the last few movies, i might mft this one out of order, im looking forward to seeing the rips on raptor island

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #228 on:** June 16, 2010, 12:35:57 PM »

People were more caught up in E3 HYPE this week to get down on some MFT. But 2day is the last day to vote forest weeks movie which looks to be the rockets.

Stratos · « **Reply #229 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:23:37 PM »

E3 + Work + Saving all my effort for Raptor Island. I'm gonna go all out on that one. When do we start?

broodwars · « **Reply #230 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:42:45 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on June 16, 2010, 04:23:37 PM

E3 + Work + Saving all my effort for Raptor Island. I'm gonna go all out on that one. When do we start?

I don't see any reason why you can't start now.

As for me, I'm skipping Ghoulies 2 (for the time being. I might come back to it at a later time), as it's a movie that looks like utter trash and I'd probably have nothing good to say about it and likely no interesting way to say it (especially because I have several good games right now I'd rather be playing). Honestly, I came pretty close to that with Labyrinth. Because of that, though, I'm obligated to watch Raptor Island so I'd better get cracking acquiring that (sorry, I don't enjoy watching streaming video over the internet if I can help it).

EDIT: Buuuutttt it looks like I'll have to since my usual sources don't seem to have it.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #231 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:25:36 AM »

Raptor Island

Streaming: Netflix | letmewatchthis

Released: 2004
Rated: NR
Genre: Scifi/Fantasy/Adventure
Starring: Lorenzo Lamas

Quote

A team of Navy commandos led by Hacket (Lorenzo Lamas) pursues a band of international terrorists to a remote Asian island, where they soon learn that fighting terror will take secondary importance to fighting hordes of vicious dinosaurs that populate the island. And with terrorist mastermind Azir (Steven Bauer) on the loose and a volcano threatening eruption, the Naval officers must band together to get off the island alive.

There's no one in the theater but us...... why you gotta sit so damn close to me!?

Stratos · « **Reply #232 on:** June 17, 2010, 06:01:54 AM »

Oh goodie! Gonna get started tonight.

0:00:46

Hoo-boy! Looks like CGI from games in the early 90's. When was this made?...2004...wow.

0:00:52

Sorry guys, false alarm! I accidentally placed a home video of my nephew playing with toy airplanes in the player.

0:02:32

Stop being a camper, n00b! If I had the energy sword I'd be kicking YOUR asses at teh Halo!

0:03:55

What is up with the camera work in this movie? Everything is more shaky-cam than Blair Witch Project and shots are at terrible angels. What are they trying to do, make me sick?

Stratos · « **Reply #233 on:** June 17, 2010, 06:27:53 AM »

0:09:50

So...he trips over nothing for no reason and they don't even notice? Is he drunk? Stoned?

0:10:57

If the marines were chasing them in an inflatable dingy, why didn't the bad guys just shoot it in the pursuit?

0:11:03

How could you ruin such a perfectly good raft! We were planning on using that!

0:11:44

Why so serious?

Halbred · « **Reply #234 on:** June 17, 2010, 02:02:48 PM »

Oh goodie--the dinosaurs have bunny hands. This WILL be fun...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #235 on:** June 17, 2010, 09:07:55 PM »

Don't forget to make suggestions and to VOTE.

the week after next depends on it

Stratos · « **Reply #236 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:29:10 AM »

LOL, I just tied up the vote for all four.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #237 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Halbred on June 17, 2010, 02:02:48 PM

Oh goodie--the dinosaurs have bunny hands. This WILL be fun...

So how fun is it?

This movie looks like it's gonna be really bad and I'm waiting to see how you guys frame it in this thread before I watch it(or decide if I'm going to

).

broodwars · « **Reply #238 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:13:02 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 19, 2010, 11:07:59 PM

Quote from: Halbred on June 17, 2010, 02:02:48 PM
Oh goodie--the dinosaurs have bunny hands. This WILL be fun...
So how fun is it?

This movie looks like it's gonna be really bad and I'm waiting to see how you guys frame it in this thread before I watch it(or decide if I'm going to : : : ).

I'll probably check it out tomorrow night after I'm done dealing with the whole "Father's Day" thing with my folks. Would have done it yesterday, but I needed a day to recover after 2 13-hour work days on Thursday and Friday that just completely drained me. After Monday, it's going to be hard to squeeze just about anything into my schedule since my new 360 arrives that day and I'll be spending the next several weeks gaming the hell out of Tales of Vesperia and Alan Wake, just for starters.

Of course, considering my own movie is on the rotation next week (the Rocketeer) and it's actually an enjoyable movie, I will definitely make time for that.

Stratos · « **Reply #239 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:34:31 AM »

Sorry for the huge break. Some real life crap came up. We will return to our regularly scheduled mockery after a word from our sponsors.

broodwars · « **Reply #240 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:23:13 PM »

So...anyone have a streaming link (besides Netflix, which I'm not a member with) to this movie that actually works? I went to the second link, and I was only able to watch the ads. When it came time for the movie to start streaming, nothing happened.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #241 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:26:27 PM »

you went through the stagevu link?

because that one works for me just fine.

Stratos · « **Reply #242 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:22:45 PM »

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programing!

Stratos · « **Reply #243 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:29:02 PM »

0:15:32

Whose been painting my maple leaves red?!?

Stratos · « **Reply #244 on:** June 20, 2010, 07:54:17 PM »

0:19:26

Hit the weak point for massive damage!

0:26:26

Ha! Joe already passed out guys! Quick, someone stick his hand in warm water. Anyone got a sharpie?

broodwars · « **Reply #245 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:02:27 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2010, 06:26:27 PM

you went through the stagevu link?

because that one works for me just fine.

Ok, Stagevu works just fine. I must have missed that link in the original post.

ThePerm · « **Reply #246 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »

its really sad when a group of people try to make a clone of a movie made in 1994, and it still doesn't look as good

better rendering exists on a video game system....in REAL TIME

Stratos · « **Reply #247 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:32:05 PM »

0:39:04

"I'm gonna check the cave." ...you think they would have checked it out before leaving their wounded man in there?

0:41:35

Figures. This is probably the part where the token minority guy dies. That or while they are both off wandering the injured guy gets picked off.

0:44:15

Aww, how cute! Can we keep it Daddy?

"Now you can relive the thrilling excitement of Raptor Island^TM in your own home! Only $19.95 plush S&H! _{Sorry, no cash or CODs.}
Order now as demand for this product is sure to exhaust supply!"

0:48:40

"Saved my life more than a couple of times...{but he couldn't save me from this god-awful movie.}"

Stratos · « **Reply #248 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:38:25 PM »

0:49:33

"Why would he leave his post?"

...maaaaaybe because you decided to wander off and play 'Dora the Explorer Discovers the Raptor Nest'? You got him killed lady. He was going to make sure YOU were OK.

broodwars · « **Reply #249 on:** June 20, 2010, 10:07:15 PM »

Well, guess it's my turn to start watching...

0:01:41

Dear God, I've done better special effects in my first semester College After Effects class. It's so obviously a toy plane being dangled in front of a green screen while "lightning flashes" (also known as quickly raising the brightness of the image for a split-second while inserting a "thunder" sound clip) over the image. What, did The Asylum (website) make this cheap Jurassic Park knock-off? And, incidentally, what an exciting intro, consisting entirely of credits super-imposed over a rotating shot of said plane until an N64-grade explosion erupts from the wing as the After Effects Lightning effect strikes it.

I'm already starting to wish I'd watching Ghoulies 2 instead.

EDIT:

0:04:44

Yes, it's another terrible toy model posing as a real location, this time a boat. What strikes me here, though, is that this gunfight would actually be kind of decent if the editor wasn't constantly quick-cutting and the cinematographer used a steady cam instead of this obnoxious "shaky cam" constantly rocking the image from side to side.

0:08:40

Ok, stop cutting back to that goddamn timer on the terrorist's boat! Seriously, why is that timer important considering no one is still on the boat? Yes, the SEALs are blowing up the boat with the missiles on it, though why I can't fathom considering the terrorists abandoned them. You'd think it would be more efficient just to confiscate them and send them back to base rather than using explosives to destroy an entire boat.

And I love, by the way, that all this just happened to be taking place just off the coast of an island with dinosaurs on it. Ok, we're not ripping off Jurassic Park...we're ripping off The Lost World.

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Author Topic: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies* (Read 324941 times)

Author Topic: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! 31 Days Halloween Movie Marathon! 31 Movies (Read 324941 times)