Quit hitting on me. I'm married.
So? You've never heard of having a secret family before? I've got 5. It's great! If I get tired of one, I move on to another and travel back and forth among them all. I've told them all that I work for the CIA and have to go undercover a lot for spying purposes to explain why I don't come around too often. So, all of my families think I'm a hero as well. Thanks to my well documented stalking abilities, I keep tabs on them all which further lends credence to my spy cover story. If you need some tips on it, just ask. Or if you want to become my 6th family, I think we could arrange something.