stevey is right.
Tourny players suck the fun out of the game. Making the stages bland and no items, both of which are key parts of the Smash experience. It's like playing a FPS with no guns, or a wrestling game where all you can do is punch.
Okay, I know that I was a bit snarky earlier by saying that this is sorta Sakurai's way of poking fun at the tourney scene, but ultimately I'm not going to knock 'em for what they like.
What I would like to say, Mythendo, is that your analogies are -BAD-. at least with the wrestling analogy, you could have gone with "A wrestling match where nobody is allowed to interfere with the match" or more aptly, something akin to sayyyy... Bomberman with no Skulls or revenge and on a level that doesn't have some sort of ridiculous conveyor belt gimmick or something. The fact of the matter is is that even if Playstation All-stars tried it, there aren't fighters with this very free-form, physics based combo system where guile and mind games rule over dial-a-combo and rationing out meter.
The truth is is that tournaments used to have items, and still sport a large variety of the stages that don't have a gimmick to it that outright kills the flow of the match, and that this 'No Items, Final Destination' thing For Glory I feel is Sakurai's tongue and cheek way of going, "Whatever, you people are going to do whatever the **** you want with this game after I put it out anyway and I heard this is how you like playing it, so enjoy!"
It's a nice gesture, but in a Nintendo Direct that was filled with Sakurai refusing to do the "Directly to you!" hand gesture and him telling us that he cut Zero Suit Samus and having a Waluigi Plush on his desk as he talked about assist Trophies, I feel like "EVERY STAGE IS FINAL DESTINATION" is the crowning cherry on the trolling pie.