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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo Initiating Additional Production of Scarce Amiibo for Japanese Market

« on: March 04, 2015, 11:01:40 AM »

i'm honestly surprised no one has created bootleg amiibos by this point.  Those things are like currency.

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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo World Report's Top 20 3DS Games (So Far)

« on: February 28, 2015, 05:13:26 PM »

I thought KIU was a worthless piece of ****, but otherwise great list.

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TalkBack / Re: Rayman to Be in Upcoming Smash Bros. DLC?

« on: February 14, 2015, 10:50:09 PM »

it's confirmed.  The footage was removed, meaning someone reported it or they got some kind of DMCA notice.

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TalkBack / Re: Sonic Boom Is the Worst-Performing Sonic Launch Ever

« on: February 12, 2015, 07:58:43 PM »

Don't make a **** game if you don't want to have **** sales.
There's tons of vids on YT about how glitchy and spotty the game is.  It plays like the game was tested for a week.  The whole thing is just one giant facepalm.

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TalkBack / Re: Rumor: Mario Amiibo Variants in Production

« on: February 07, 2015, 06:18:34 PM »

Horray, more bullshit that only the most staunchest, wealthiest Mario collector will want to obtain.

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TalkBack / Re: LEGO Jurassic World Trailer Released

« on: February 05, 2015, 08:39:56 AM »

This article has a SEVERE lack of JP quotes.


"Hold on to your butts, because the trailer for the new LEGO Jurassic World game is here!  Clever girls and guys will notice that it pays homage to the first movie in a way that fans of the film will be sure to enjoy.  This ain't no "interactive CD-ROM," it's LEGO Jurassic World, THE GAME!  And you don't even have to say the magic word to play it."


fixed.

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TalkBack / Re: New Zelda Statue Up for Pre-oder

« on: January 20, 2015, 11:35:52 PM »

Still waiting on Ridley... don't let me down, F4F.

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TalkBack / Re: Sony Working on a Super Mario Bros. Movie?

« on: December 12, 2014, 08:39:24 PM »

They basically shoot themselves in the foot by not doing jack **** with their Metroid IP.  EVERYONE FUCKING WANTS IT NINTENDO.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo Figurine Platform for NFC Figures Announced

« on: May 11, 2014, 07:03:44 PM »

Cue SSB tie-in in 3...2...

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TalkBack / Re: National StreetPass Weekend Interview with Bill Trinen

« on: December 18, 2013, 07:23:21 PM »

the 10 Mii limit is exactly what made me give absolutely NO shits when I upgraded and got an XL.  It is a complete pain in the ass to constantly add these people to your roster, especially when you're at a high-traffic event like a game or anime-related con.  If you're worried about allowing people to play Find Mii, all you gotta do is say "you can only take 10 at a time" or etc etc, any other million things a designer could come up with. 


It's a cop out and I'm quite bored of it.

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TalkBack / Re: National StreetPass Weekend Interview with Bill Trinen

« on: December 15, 2013, 12:12:47 AM »

Awesome-r.

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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo Direct Mini Now Live in North America and Europe

« on: July 19, 2013, 01:05:42 AM »

When are you guys going to fix the cap for collecting Street Passes to be more than 10?  Because right now, it's idiotic...  There shouldn't even BE a cap.

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TalkBack / Re: Yoshi's Island 3 Looks Incredible and I Think HAL Is Making It

« on: April 20, 2013, 06:17:24 PM »

The original Yoshi's Island is brilliant and timeless.  This YI looks like complete ass.  Does literally NO ONE remember the revolting game that was Yoshi's Story?

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TalkBack / Re: Pandora's Tower Release Date Set for North America

« on: April 03, 2013, 09:30:05 PM »

It's a decent game.  I've played the European version and I can successfully say that there are a lot of things they have done right.  On the other hand, the game is EXTREMELY bogged down by the visuals - and feels like a game from the early 2000's than anything else.  If you can get beyond that, not to mention going back and forth after every part to feed your girlfriend beast flesh, and its overall Japanese weirdness, it's enjoyable, if not a tad bit repetitive.


If this game came out around the Wii's launch, it would have been considered one of the best on the console.  If it had even come out on the PS2, even better.  But it didn't, it hadn't, and here we are.

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TalkBack / Re: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Fate Review

« on: March 25, 2013, 01:27:32 AM »

Nate, a word to the wise: White Knighting is NOT welcome in game reviews.
Pointing out that a Succubus (who exist PURELY to explain wet dreams) looks "deplorable" has absolutely nothing to do with the overall quality of the game.

Like.... really, dude?  Really? o_O

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TalkBack / Re: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Fate Exclusive Gameplay

« on: February 08, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »

Can't wait!!! OMG OMG OMG!

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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo Wonder World: Waking the Winds of Change in The Legend of Zelda

« on: January 04, 2013, 04:00:24 PM »

Nope, Wind Waker isn't as great as everyone makes it out to be.  The ocean is boring and only tolerable after you get the warp spell.  The Triforce hunt is again, boring, and barely tolerable.  The dungeons are easy.  The bosses are cool, but then are reused at the end (dev time constraints?).  And then there's that part where Jabun just GIVES you the pearl without having to go through a dungeon first since I think there was more dev time constraints so they had to nix it.


The only redeeming quality is the Ganon battle at the end, which I truly loved.  But that alone doesn't save this game.  And don't get me started on that grueling figurine mini quest, which absolutely was not worth it.  Almost as worthless as the Skultula quest in Ocarina.  What is it with pointless mini quests in Zelda games?!

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TalkBack / Re: Bit.Trip Saga Grooving Its Way to eShop

« on: December 10, 2012, 11:54:05 AM »

I have never been so frustrated at a game as much as I am with Bit Trip Runner, the game that you must memorize everything to win.

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TalkBack / Re: Scribblenauts Unlimited to Feature Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda Characters and Items

« on: October 17, 2012, 05:14:36 PM »

PLEASE LET SAMUS BE IN IT!!! OMGOMGOMG

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TalkBack / Re: Donkey Kong, Castlevania, Mega Man Hitting 3DS eShop in Japan

« on: October 11, 2012, 06:40:58 PM »

AFAIK, the Famicom and NES versions of Castlevania's OST are identical (I can't seem to find any examples of it on YT, d'oh!).  I know the FDS allowed for slightly "better" sound due to an extra sound channel, as is the case with Legend of Zelda, but as far as the first CV game goes, it's the same.


The big difference is with CVIII, which had the VRC6 chip embedded into it, which allowed its OST to be leaps and bounds better than the NES version.

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TalkBack / Re: Cave Story Review

« on: October 02, 2012, 12:26:43 PM »

As long as the music and graphics weren't totally raped like the Wii release, I'm happy it's out on 3DS.  Maybe I'll actually purchase this version.

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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo Land Will Not Feature Simultaneous Online Multiplayer

« on: September 20, 2012, 10:12:00 AM »

Can someone draw a picture of Mario shooting himself in the foot?

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TalkBack / Re: Double Fine's The Cave Coming to Wii U

« on: September 03, 2012, 11:05:03 AM »

All I can say is YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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TalkBack / Re: La-Mulana Coming to North America Next Month

« on: August 30, 2012, 11:07:56 AM »

Nicalis can suck a fatty.  After raping Cave Story to death, they don't deserve to contribute to the game industry ever again.

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TalkBack / Re: The Quest to Keep My Sanity

« on: August 30, 2012, 11:02:17 AM »

@ Ian Sane: Try playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent.