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Offline S-U-P-E-R

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I like my women like I like my Wii
« on: August 30, 2008, 05:07:02 AM »
cheap, white, and easy to play

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 05:08:35 AM »
Packed up in my closet because they're worthless
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 05:18:42 AM »
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2008, 06:13:49 AM »
Neglected for my Xbox and PS3.
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 09:22:31 AM »
Separated and stored in the fridge

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2008, 10:10:19 AM »
Small, and Japanese in origin

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 10:24:37 AM »
Thin, yet boxy.
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 10:28:01 AM »
With 1:1 motion control.

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2008, 12:23:19 PM »
small, sexy, white, multiple inputs, last for hours when i wann play in bed

and like a real woman, has too many expensive accesories to buy.. boo
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 12:33:14 PM »
Kiddy...

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Wait a second...
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Offline EasyCure

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 12:38:05 PM »
Kiddy...

...

Wait a second...

quoted before you edit ;)

i'd also like to add:

i like my women like i like my wii...

horizontally
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 02:14:26 PM »
Turned on by loading the slot?
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2008, 02:16:22 PM »
more like:

always willing to swallow my disc
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2008, 04:47:08 PM »
with a slot to put my d--k in

disk
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 08:00:17 PM »
more like:

always willing to swallow my disc

Even if it's tiny.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2008, 12:53:41 PM by Wandering »
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2008, 10:48:06 PM »
everyone likes their women weird iv never put disks/discs into a girl
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2008, 11:41:48 AM »
With a contact list of 30 people or less.

(pretend i'm someone else)

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2008, 11:42:59 AM »
Struggling to read when I insert Boom Blox

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2008, 12:08:30 PM »
Casual and with limited memory.
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2008, 12:48:37 PM »
Always making me happy that I decided to invest in rechargeable batteries.
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2008, 02:08:56 PM »
ha no problems with sharing a good time with some friends
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2008, 02:34:18 PM »
2 years old.
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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2008, 02:47:56 PM »
Vibrates gently?

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2008, 03:11:38 PM »
With a rubber sleeve around the long, hard, waggly part?

Er, wait....

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Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2008, 05:33:00 AM »
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?
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