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Title: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 30, 2008, 05:07:02 AM
cheap, white, and easy to play
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: NotRimmer on August 30, 2008, 05:08:35 AM
Packed up in my closet because they're worthless
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: HadesGigas on August 30, 2008, 05:18:42 AM
Designed for use with a vibrating waggle wand.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Maverick on August 30, 2008, 06:13:49 AM
Neglected for my Xbox and PS3.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Mario on August 30, 2008, 09:22:31 AM
Separated and stored in the fridge
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 30, 2008, 10:10:19 AM
Small, and Japanese in origin
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: nickmitch on August 30, 2008, 10:24:37 AM
Thin, yet boxy.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: vudu on August 30, 2008, 10:28:01 AM
With 1:1 motion control.

Wait, no, I did that wrong.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: EasyCure on August 30, 2008, 12:23:19 PM
small, sexy, white, multiple inputs, last for hours when i wann play in bed

and like a real woman, has too many expensive accesories to buy.. boo
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 30, 2008, 12:33:14 PM
Kiddy...

...

Wait a second...
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: EasyCure on August 30, 2008, 12:38:05 PM
Kiddy...

...

Wait a second...

quoted before you edit ;)

i'd also like to add:

i like my women like i like my wii...

horizontally
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 30, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
Turned on by loading the slot?
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: EasyCure on August 30, 2008, 02:16:22 PM
more like:

always willing to swallow my disc
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: ThePerm on August 30, 2008, 04:47:08 PM
with a slot to put my d--k in

disk
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: wandering on August 30, 2008, 08:00:17 PM
more like:

always willing to swallow my disc

Even if it's tiny.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: ThePerm on August 30, 2008, 10:48:06 PM
everyone likes their women weird iv never put disks/discs into a girl
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Mario on August 31, 2008, 11:41:48 AM
With a contact list of 30 people or less.

(pretend i'm someone else)
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Mario on August 31, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
Struggling to read when I insert Boom Blox
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: RABicle on August 31, 2008, 12:08:30 PM
Casual and with limited memory.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: nickmitch on August 31, 2008, 12:48:37 PM
Always making me happy that I decided to invest in rechargeable batteries.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: EasyCure on August 31, 2008, 02:08:56 PM
ha no problems with sharing a good time with some friends
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: wandering on August 31, 2008, 02:34:18 PM
2 years old.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Plugabugz on August 31, 2008, 02:47:56 PM
Vibrates gently?
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: KDR_11k on August 31, 2008, 03:11:38 PM
With a rubber sleeve around the long, hard, waggly part?

Er, wait....
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: NWR_pap64 on September 01, 2008, 05:33:00 AM
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: nickmitch on September 01, 2008, 11:35:05 AM
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?

You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: EasyCure on September 01, 2008, 01:01:43 PM
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?

You're doing it wrong.

i suggest we ban pap for a week
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: bustin98 on September 01, 2008, 02:48:34 PM
pap is hearby barred from posting in the funhouse.
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: King of Twitch on September 02, 2008, 02:58:44 AM
Had to wait a long time for the opportunity to wait in line for one, then to bring it home and find it was more than worth the time and effort in acquiring one -- the priceless lifetime of happiness and entertainment bringing a joy to my heart that can only be understood by fellow wii owners
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: NWR_pap64 on September 02, 2008, 03:39:18 AM
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?

You're doing it wrong.

i suggest we ban pap for a week

You can ban me when the mods stop linking to goatse... :)
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: nickmitch on September 02, 2008, 12:00:58 PM
SO NOT THE SAME THING!
Title: Re: I like my women like I like my Wii
Post by: Stogi on September 02, 2008, 02:07:38 PM
So if the Wii represents the woman that loves it casually, does that mean the 360 and PS3 are the hoes that do ANYTHING because they are hardcore? I mean, the kind that are happy if you go all bukkake on them then finish it off with a little Cleveland steamer on their chest...and you watch them eat it afterwards?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

That was raunchy as hell.