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« on: September 06, 2007, 06:17:12 PM »
Because I finally got the damn console and I'm a little drunk, I decided to just rant about lefty controls since no one cares, and no one will read this anyway.
Wii Sports:
Not only the lamest packed-in game ever (A single Mario party game offers more, in fact it should have been the pack-in), it simply does not offer any lefty option, AT ALL. It's even insulting enough to ask you to use the remote in the dominant hand for the boxing game, yet it still maps the right punch to the remote, and never offers you the option to swith, does it matter? maybe not, I hate sports in general, so I have no idea if leftie golfers and leftie baseball players place themselves in the opposite position, but this crap just tells you Nintendo's position about lefties.
rating: -8/10
Update: Somehow now the game offers the option, right after choosing the mii, which is odd because it never happened before I swear so,
Rating: 0/10
Super Paper Mario:
Cool game, yet the remote is meant to be pointing at the screen, here we can see that Nintendo doesn't care about lefties in anyway whasoever. In the process of porting the game from its original GC incarnation to its bastardized wee version, they decided to cram-in the pointing functionality with some lame ID function, so righties just flip the remote, easy right? well no, you have to do it with your right hand if you want to use the strap, suddenly trying to identify something doesn't seem so fast and easy, heh? we can't use the stupid strap at all! the TV and nearby innocent bypassers are at the mercy of our clumsiness, and we tend to be clumsy, this is just unacceptable.
ok only idiots would left the remote to fly over a room in a game like paper mario, yet the strap should be longer just to please my own leftie-zealot self rating: -3/10
Now just you wait until I get my hands on MP3 tomorrow, I will shread the game into little pieces.