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Title: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Fight's over, nothing to see here folks
Post by: Mop it up on April 22, 2016, 09:00:38 PM
Hey everyone, it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty and start hurlin' insults and blowin' fools up! Don't forget that this time around, there's a twist in how things are done! This game uses phrases in place of words. When you choose a phrase, you also now choose a player on which you want to target with the phrase. If the phrase you chose is safe, then the player you chose is safe. If the phrase you chose is the bomb, then the player you chose blows up! Each player can be chosen only once per round, so everyone will still be in danger each round. You cannot choose yourself. If you are the one who has chosen which phrase is armed as the bomb phrase for a round, you are not allowed to tell other players which one you chose. I'm watching you! I'll know!

Here is an example of how a round works: the selections are all phrases, and each one has a blank space in it. You will then choose one phrase, and then choose one player and insert their name into the blank. As an example, let's say a phrase you want to choose is "_______ is a big meanie head" and the player you want to target is Mop it up. You would simply post:

"Mop it up is a big meanie head."

If this phrase is safe, then it would be Mop it up who is safe. If this phrase is the bomb, then Mop it up explodes! So, the idea is actually to try to choose which phrase is the bomb this time, so that you can explode the player you've chosen.

The phrases are all quotes from forum posts of various NWR members, slightly modified to have a blank for a name to be inserted. Since they're all about NWR, then you know what that means...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1260384887/i_like_where_this_thread_is_going_ship_heading_into_epic_storm.jpg)

Hm, if this theme is NWR, and with this twist of actually targeting other members and trying to blow them up with bombs, I guess this may play out a bit more like a Mafia game instead. Perhaps I should just instead have everyone vote for a player, and then whoever gets the most votes is out. Hm, but then I would also have to write a story and that would be tricky. Speaking of which, we haven't done a Mafia game in a long time, are those officially dead? They were fun while they lasted, but the last few times haven't had much participation so it might be time to just retire them. I should probably be spending more time playing actual Nintendo games anyway instead of forum games, I've still got plenty more Super Mario Maker to play. Oh hey, why don't we share our levels in here? Not like anything else is going on.

...Oh whoops, I think I fell into another problem of NWR:

(http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww295/SuperStratos/user8616_pic277_1214037416.jpg)

Ahem. Well, we better get started before we all get distracted again. Hm, distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? I'm focused! I'm focused! Let us begin.

Phrases left:
1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile _______ & his motion control obsession"
7. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
8. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
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9. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
10. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Players left
Soren
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
NWR_insanolord
ShyGuy

TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos


1 players remain
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Mop it up on April 22, 2016, 09:03:18 PM
The first bomb phrase is chosen and the game is underway!

Soren, you're up first to select!

The process is simple. First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile _______ & his motion control obsession"
7. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
8. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
9. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
10. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
NWR_insanolord
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Soren on April 22, 2016, 09:18:17 PM
I mean, c'mon. Right now we all know "Nintendo has seen fit to pander to the increasingly senile NWR_insanolord & his motion control obsession"
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Stratos on April 22, 2016, 09:22:15 PM
I am beyond stoked that you chose to use my image for your game. This is an all new forum highlight for me!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Mop it up on April 22, 2016, 09:27:26 PM
Wow! Right off the bat we have an elimination. Poor Insanolord didn't even get a turn yet, and just like when a thread gets derailed and a train can't stay on the track...

(http://ecowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/LynchburgTrainPaulaMays.jpg)

This gives Soren control of the bomb for the next round, which will begin as soon as it's chosen.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Stratos on April 22, 2016, 09:30:16 PM
WAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Mop it up on April 22, 2016, 10:02:24 PM
The phrase is chosen and the action resumes!

oohhboy, it's your choice now!

The process is simple. First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
7. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
8. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
9. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
Khushrenada
nickmitch
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 22, 2016, 10:19:25 PM
Oh, **** this.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: oohhboy on April 22, 2016, 11:30:34 PM
Khushrenada  is a pedobear cosplayer
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Mop it up on April 23, 2016, 12:09:42 AM
Wow! And just like that, Khushrenada is...

...

Safe!

He's also the next one up to choose. Khushrenada, what'll it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
5. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
6. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
7. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
8. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
nickmitch
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Soren on April 23, 2016, 02:16:35 AM
That might be the best thing I've done on this forum yet.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 23, 2016, 02:14:55 PM
Hopefully I can return the favor by stating that:

oohhboy is too reasonable for this forum.

Wow, Soren, wow! You fulfilled the potential of this game instantly. I think everyone was hoping to do that. Take a bow.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Mop it up on April 23, 2016, 02:47:48 PM
oohhboy may just be too reasonable for this forum... and that's why he'll need to stick around! He is now safe.

This brings the choice to Nickmitch. What'll it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
4. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
5. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
6. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
7. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
ShyGuy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 1 is afoot!
Post by: Stratos on April 23, 2016, 05:46:25 PM
Wow, Soren, wow! You fulfilled the potential of this game instantly. I think everyone was hoping to do that. Take a bow.


I just knew that one would be a popular pick. That play went even better than I hoped it would go.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: nickmitch on April 24, 2016, 11:31:50 AM
Lucariofan99 is kind of a snarky bastard.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2016, 02:08:43 PM
He may yet be, but he's also a safe one.

Next up is ShyGuy. Don't be shy, guy!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
2. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
3. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
4. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
5. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
6. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: pokepal148 on April 24, 2016, 02:35:09 PM
Lucariofan is hardly the person on the forums I'd call snarky.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: ShyGuy on April 24, 2016, 07:33:38 PM
Soren seems like mafia to me...

I'm tempted to use my own quote, but I will go with

It's a shame that SOREN doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all...

I'm not, mad I'm just disappointed.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2016, 08:21:59 PM
You may also find it a shame that he is now safe.

Next up, we have TOPHATANT123. Can he do it?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
2. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
3. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
4. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
5. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
nickmitch
ShyGuy
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on April 24, 2016, 08:31:25 PM
We're in senility awareness month so I suppose it's only natural.

Nintendo no smart like Silenced am.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2016, 09:08:59 PM
Senile, silenced, he sure is a lot of S words. Including "safe."

It now falls to Lucariofan99. Only a few choices left!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "I feel like _______ doesn't really have anything substantial to say."
2. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
ShyGuy
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Wah on April 24, 2016, 10:53:40 PM
[size=0px]I feel like [/size][/size][size=0px]ShyGuy [/size][/size][size=0px]doesn't really have anything substantial to say.[/size]
[/size][size=0px]RIP[/size]
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2016, 11:44:37 PM
Despite the poor formatting, I'm able to figure it out. If ShyGuy does have something substantial to say, we'll never know, as his train of thought never made it to the station.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01209/Latvia_train3_1209760i.jpg)

Yeouch. Poor guy. I imagine he will also be shy of trains after this.

And with that, we have our second elimination! This gives Lucariofan99 the next choice of bomb, so the game will resume as soon as I receive it.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: ShyGuy on April 25, 2016, 09:35:57 PM
I TOLD YOU SOREN WAS MAFIA
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fighting Words! Round 2 is a-brewin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 26, 2016, 12:28:13 AM
The phrase is chosen and the game resumes!

The first up in round 3 is Silenced! What will he choose?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is too reasonable for this forum."
2. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
3. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
4. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
5. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
6. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
7. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
8. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
Khushrenada
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 26, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
I TOLD YOU SOREN WAS MAFIA

Dead players shouldn't be posting spoilers!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Silenced on April 26, 2016, 10:32:10 PM
Khush is too reasonable for this forum.


I'm a fan of irony.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 26, 2016, 11:13:30 PM
Wow! And just like that, after round two going for so long, round three begins and ends with one choice!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xn_GSxTDnyc/hqdefault.jpg)

Poor Khushrenada can't catch a break. Whether it's Mafia or Safe Words, he always seems to be a popular target and draws attention to himself.

This now gives Silenced the next choice of bomb, and round 4 will start once he sends it in.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 27, 2016, 01:02:39 AM
Welp. Silenced just made my list. The "dead to me" list. Dun dun duuuuunnnn.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Silenced on April 27, 2016, 03:18:05 PM
This is revenge for hating on Sonic Safe Words.


I AM NOW AVENGED.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 3 is a-heavin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 27, 2016, 04:02:19 PM
The phrase is chosen and the trainwreck continues!

We now finally get to Stratos at the bottom of the list. Can he also strike?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
4. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
5. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
6. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
7. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Stratos on April 27, 2016, 05:07:17 PM
"Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times. is so last week. Mock Soren for being behind the times." (and for removing his Soren avatar. I liked that character)
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 27, 2016, 06:32:41 PM
Huh, I just noticed that the word filter is still active for "Lettuce Cat is so last week. Mock me for being behind the times.," so anyone who has the filter on is probably confused at that sentence.

In any case, we can continue to mock Soren as he is safe.

He is also the next one up to choose as we return to the top of the order. What's your pick Soren?

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
5. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
6. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Players left:
oohhboy
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Soren on April 27, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/DyTreqKSAqjLy/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Soren on April 27, 2016, 06:58:38 PM
"It's a shame that Lucariofan99 doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Wah on April 27, 2016, 07:29:59 PM
HEY!
I just don't have a credit card, ok...

oh and RIP silence I am the bomb king ;)
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 27, 2016, 07:51:21 PM
Lucariofan99 may be poor, but he's rich in safeness.

We now come to oohhboy. Oh boy oh boy!

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
5. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Players left:
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Silenced
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: oohhboy on April 27, 2016, 11:11:58 PM
Stratos is a pedobear cosplayer
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 28, 2016, 12:18:55 AM
That makes it sound like we'd be better off if Stratos got exploded, but unfortunately he is safe. From explosives at least.

And now we have Nickmitch. What's it going to be?

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Nintendo no smart like _______ am."
3. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Players left:
oohhboy
TOPHATANT123
Silenced
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 28, 2016, 02:36:29 AM
HEY!
I just don't have a credit card, ok...

oh and RIP silence I am the bomb king ;)

I like that Lucariofan99 still doesn't get that Silenced blew me up and I'm the one who's resting in pieces while Silenced is very much still alive and playing this game.

That makes it sound like we'd be better off if Stratos got exploded, but unfortunately he is safe. From explosives at least.


From the authorities however, well, not so much.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: nickmitch on April 28, 2016, 05:59:29 PM
Nintendo no smart like Silenced am.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 28, 2016, 06:54:08 PM
I'm not sure if either of them are smart, but they do both know a thing or two about bombs. Unfortunately, Silenced is about to be silenced by having a close look at one.

(http://www.standuptooil.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/casselton_ntsb_800-Dawn-Faught-via-NTSB.jpg)

Ouch, taken out by his own bomb choice. Normally that would happen if everyone got through the rotation, but not in this crazy stupid game!

This now means nickmitch shall choose the next phrase.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Wah on April 28, 2016, 07:53:30 PM
HEY!
I just don't have a credit card, ok...

oh and RIP silence I am the bomb king ;)

I like that Lucariofan99 still doesn't get that Silenced blew me up and I'm the one who's resting in pieces while Silenced is very much still alive and playing this game.

That makes it sound like we'd be better off if Stratos got exploded, but unfortunately he is safe. From explosives at least.


From the authorities however, well, not so much.
oh.... OH! oh.... whoops
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Silenced on April 28, 2016, 08:04:44 PM
I took Khush out, so in my eyes I am the savior of Safe Words 9.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 29, 2016, 12:33:49 AM
Grasping at straws. Nobody ever wants to take me out because I bring so much energy to the game. Taking me out is like trying to kill the game. You are more like the devastator of Safe Words 9. nickmitch is now a hero by getting swift justice for the remaining players.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Silenced on April 29, 2016, 02:57:03 PM
You don't see? My whole plan is to kill Safe Words. By eliminating you, I find myself on the precipice of success, preparing to launch a glorious final assault that will leave the Funhouse in ruins. Then I will begin a new reign of terror, with more Sonic-themed forum games at the forefront.


And still the populace remains unaware...
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Stratos on April 29, 2016, 04:30:40 PM
Oh gods, what have you done! Grima's return is nigh upon us! Run away! Flee in terror!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 30, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
So... what should I do if Nickmicth doesn't select a phrase to arm soon?
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Stratos on April 30, 2016, 05:49:47 PM
Self destruct?
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 30, 2016, 08:38:06 PM
Put me back in coach! I'm ready to play!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Phil on April 30, 2016, 10:28:13 PM
Put me back in coach! I'm ready to play!


Center field, baby!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: nickmitch on April 30, 2016, 10:38:03 PM
My bad!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on April 30, 2016, 11:40:03 PM
We're finally back on track! Who shall be the first to derail it this time?

TOPHATANT123 is up first!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
5. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
6. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
nickmitch
Lucariofan99
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on May 01, 2016, 05:33:58 AM
Stratos is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality. You're a dreamer Stratos!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 4 is a-stirrin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 01, 2016, 01:22:25 PM
Stratos can keep on dreamin' as he is now safe.

Next in line is Lucariofan99. What'll it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."
5. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
oohhboy
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Wah on May 02, 2016, 12:45:08 AM
[size=0px]Remove the oohboy parasite[/size][/size][size=0px] from the world.[/size]
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 02, 2016, 01:09:46 AM
I dunno why your formatting never works. The bomb didn't work either, and now oohhboy is safe.

Stratos steps up next. Can he do it?!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Stratos on May 02, 2016, 01:12:44 AM
LucrioFan99 is kind of a snarky bastard.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 02, 2016, 01:26:08 AM
I think that's the second time Lucariofan99 has been called that... and the second time he's safe for it!

We now return to Soren. Only a few choices left!

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
2. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
3. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
nickmitch
TOPHATANT123
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Soren on May 02, 2016, 08:57:55 AM
As a proud patron I think "It's a shame that nickmitch doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 02, 2016, 05:42:13 PM
Nickmitch may be a cheapskate, but he also skates away safe once again.

oohhboy has his turn right now, providing a real threat to Soren and TOPHATANT123. If the player he chooses survives, then it means the other player will be forced to take the bomb. Who will it be?

First, choose a phrase:

1. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
2. "_______ is a pedobear cosplayer."

Then, insert a player's name into the blank:
Soren
TOPHATANT123
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Wah on May 02, 2016, 07:28:48 PM
Wow my formats really don't like this thread for some reason...
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: oohhboy on May 02, 2016, 08:08:50 PM
Soren is a pedobear cosplayer.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 02, 2016, 08:16:48 PM
Oohhboy! Oh boy oh boy oohh bbooyy!

Hm, I guess there's less reason to build suspense in this game since the guesser isn't the one on the line.

Regardless, so endeth Soren's reign of terror as oohhboy has unleashed the bomb (and the authorities) on him.

(http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/REU-CANADA-TRAIN-18.jpg)

With his successful guess, oohhboy now gets to choose the next bomb.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: oohhboy on May 03, 2016, 08:11:55 AM
Woot! Here comes the black van!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 5 is a-startin'!
Post by: Soren on May 03, 2016, 09:13:06 AM
I still had the kill of the game...
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 6 is a-hurlin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 03, 2016, 02:20:05 PM
The phrase is chosen and the game resumes! With half the players gone, things now get serious as the likelihood of getting passed the bomb increases!

Nickmitch begins this round. What will he choose?

Phrases:
1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "_______ is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality."
5. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Players:
oohhboy
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 6 is a-hurlin'!
Post by: nickmitch on May 03, 2016, 05:41:30 PM
oohhboy is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 6 is a-hurlin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 03, 2016, 05:58:56 PM
Wow! After a lengthy round moving through the whole order, Nickmitch immediately throws back the bomb at oohhboy!

(http://assets.bwbx.io/images/ieyNUtfnZv3M/v1/-1x-1.jpg)

Providing yet another first-pick explosion in this game, this now gives Nickmitch control over the bomb once again.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 6 is a-hurlin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 04, 2016, 03:21:02 AM
The phrase is chosen and the game resumes!

TOPHATANT123 is up first. What'll it be?

Phrases:
1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
4. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Players:
Nickmitch
Lucariofan99
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 7 is a-blowin'!
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on May 04, 2016, 04:09:03 AM
Remove the Nickmitch parasite from the world!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 6 is a-hurlin'!
Post by: oohhboy on May 04, 2016, 05:49:07 AM
oohhboy is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality.
The fire feels good.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 7 is a-blowin'!
Post by: nickmitch on May 04, 2016, 01:18:15 PM
oohhboy is just interested in how things make them feel, not hard facts and reality.
The fire feels good.
Fire is the best cleanser.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 7 is a-blowin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 04, 2016, 02:53:06 PM
Nickmitch is a resilient little parasite, it'll take more than that to remove him.

Lucariofan99 is up to bat next. Which phrase will you take a swing at?

Phrases:
1. "_______ is kind of a snarky bastard."
2. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
3. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"

Players:
TOPHATANT123
Stratos
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 7 is a-blowin'!
Post by: Wah on May 04, 2016, 08:28:07 PM
Stratos is kind of a snarky bastard.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 7 is a-blowin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 04, 2016, 11:15:09 PM
So close, yet so far. Even Stratos's snark couldn't save him from the barreling runaway train filled with TNT and gasoline.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UNR7XxhF7W0/hqdefault.jpg)

This gives Lucariofan99 control for the penultimate round!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 05, 2016, 03:30:10 PM
The phrase is chosen and the game is on!

Nickmitch is up first as things get serious. Can he take out his target to secure his spot in the final round?

Phrases
1. "Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock _______ for being behind the times."
2. "It's a shame that _______ doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
3. "Remove the _______ parasite from the world."

Players
TOPHATANT123
Lucariofan99
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: nickmitch on May 05, 2016, 04:19:33 PM
Lettice Cat is so last week. Mock Lucariofan99 for being behind the times.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 05, 2016, 04:29:35 PM
He's done it! Nickmitch has scored his third elimination this game and taken out Lucariofan99 with his own bomb!

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1774364.1398884303!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/article-lynchburg3-0439.jpg)

With this success, Nickmitch will now get to decide the bomb phrase for the final round, and TOPHATANT123 will be the one to guess. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on May 05, 2016, 05:19:11 PM
So it's come down to this. *Chuckle


I'm in your head Nickmitch, I already know what you're going to to pick.


So go on, bring it!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: nickmitch on May 05, 2016, 08:53:14 PM
Hat Trick, bitch!!!
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Round 8 is a-punchin'!
Post by: Wah on May 05, 2016, 09:02:22 PM
NOOOO! MITCH I was so close!
I lurked and the shadows and waited and then my strike failed... :'(
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! The final round is a-stormin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 05, 2016, 10:37:45 PM
And here it is, the final round shall now commence with TOPHATANT123 making the final choice. Remember, your goal is to choose which one you think is the bomb, as this will blow up Nickmitch and make you the winner! Otherwise, Nickmitch will win.

What's it's going to be, TOPHATANT123?

1. "It's a shame that nickmitch doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all"
-or-
2. "Remove the nickmitch parasite from the world."
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! The final round is a-stormin'!
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on May 06, 2016, 02:57:11 AM
It's a shame nickmitch doesn't consider the site worth supporting at all.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! The final round is a-stormin'!
Post by: Mop it up on May 06, 2016, 01:31:59 PM
Wow! He's done it! Nickmitch has -- no, excuse me, TOPHATANT123 has outsmarted Nickmitch and has hurled the final insult! Nickmitch can no longer support the site even if he wanted to as his train has been permanently derailed.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1774364.1398884303!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/article-lynchburg3-0439.jpg)

This means TOPHATANT123 is the only person who didn't get distracted by insults and start rambling off topic, allowing his train of thought to arrive safely at the station.

TOPHATANT123 is the winner of Safe Words 9!

I hope everyone had some fun with this wild 'n crazy setup, or perhaps you have a few choice insults you'd care to sling my way...?
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Fight's over, nothing to see here folks
Post by: oohhboy on May 06, 2016, 01:38:39 PM
Guess you ran out of train fires.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Fight's over, nothing to see here folks
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on May 06, 2016, 01:41:58 PM
Woo! My first kill, but I made it count. Also my first win, now I can shoot up that leader board.
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Fight's over, nothing to see here folks
Post by: nickmitch on May 06, 2016, 05:03:04 PM
NOOOOOO!!!! :'(
Title: Re: Safe Words 9: Them's Fightin' Words! Fight's over, nothing to see here folks
Post by: Soren on May 07, 2016, 09:43:15 AM
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w185/inBGQGHUUFAmt9nINRAdTUBkmQN.jpg)