I've never had an Xbox die on me before, so I was understandably concerned. I had a game I was in the midst of playing, and wanted to conclude the game. I shot off an email to the staff about the death of an Xbox. I was told it can take three weeks at the most for the reunion.

December 5: I mailed off the Xbox in a 100 VHS packing box. If you're wondering why I had access to a 100 VHS packing box, rest assured it has nothing to do with adult entertainment. Beyond that I will not make any assurances.

What would happen if Shantae met the Mario Brothers?

"Hello, boys!"

(Lady GaGa's "Just Dance" comes on)

The first commercial is for Taco Maker, a Mexican fast food restaurant. What they parody here is the Mii Channel. Note that the creators of this commercial paid very close attention to the original channel and replicated it in nearly every aspect, right down to the multiple face options and minor details like the plus and minus signs and the Wii pointing hand: